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Jacob Crouch

@misteryacob

Dad, hubby, teacher, reader, Seattle sports fan. Social media lurker. He/him

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Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· 12d

Name a movie where the title character *isn't* the main character.

The poster for The Big Lebowski

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· 14d

The legend. Better than the original. I will die on this hill.

Safeway’s Dr. Pepper knockoff, Dr. Skipper, a superior soda experience

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· 18d

Here’s the Seattle Times’s headline for the latest anti-Wilson diatribe: Seattle Mayor Wilson's decisions around Chief Barnes need scrutiny immediately Here’s the subtext:

Onion headline:
Here’s why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes.
By Some Rich Asshole

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· 25d

This was one of my favorites. Even got X to sign it when he was in Wenatchee for a basketball camp.

Xavier McDaniel of the Seattle SuperSonics on a poster that says “The X-Man Cometh”

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Jun 3

This shit is seriously addictive. I just went 80-2, think you can go 82-0?

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Apr 11

Honestly, it’s kinda giving this:

Girl shouting at boy at a festival.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Mar 20

It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine) in Dune font

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Mar 1

The Belcher kids- Gene, Louise, and Tina- from “Bob’s Burgers”

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Feb 28

The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.
And our governments are very much the same.
-Marjane Satrapi, Iranian graphic novelist

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Dec 9

You will be visited by three spirits:

The channel 6 news team from Anchorman.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Sep 25

If you see this, post a concert pic you took

Mike McCready jamming with Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit at Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Jun 14

VERY proud to have attended the #nokings rally in Seattle today with a few hundred thousand of my fellow citizens!

Donny as a puppet on the strings of oligarchs.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· May 4

Goodbye, Earl Those black eyed peas? They tasted alright to me, Earl You feeling weak? Why don’t you lay down and sleep, Earl Ain’t it dark? Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl

Julie Andrews as Maria in The Sound of Music plays the guitar

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· May 3

Maybe this??

A Cal Raleigh dump truck surrounded by the words “Big Dumper Trucking: we’ve got junk in the trunk!”

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· May 1

Zuck: the average American has three friends

John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, and George Clooney in the Coen brothers’ O Brother Where Art Thou?

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Apr 12

Tuxedo cat peeking around the corner.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Mar 29

May I humbly suggest:

Biggest possible dumper.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Mar 27

State your MLB allegiance

Statue of the late Seattle Mariners HOF broadcaster Dave Niehaus with rye bread and mustard.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Mar 19

Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only

George Carlin as Rufus in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Jan 12

Me and the 3 folks who read my posts.

Edgar Martinez, Mike Cameron, Ichiro, and Bret Boone.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Jan 12

What’s your favorite Simpsons line delivery? This is mine.

Homer Simpson says “I think I’m blind” after staying up all night eating 64 slices of American cheese.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Jan 2

POST YOUR FAVORITE SIMPSONS FACIAL EXPRESSION

Handsome Pete- he dances for nickels.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Dec 24

“You will be visited by three spirits.’ The three spirits:

The Dude, Donny, and Walter from The Big Lebowski

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Dec 24

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you...

Johnny Cash

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Dec 14

Georgie and Poppy are here to help bring you joy.

Two adorable cats on a giant beanbag.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Dec 2

Update: it’s not just me and @clairecsea.bsky.social who noticed!

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Nov 27

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Nov 26

Post a picture you took to bring some zen to the skyline.

A mountain stream.

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Oct 19

Technically difficulties with a drunk cameraman

Jacob Crouch@misteryacob· Sep 22

We would have also accepted:

Hellman’s spicy mayonnaise