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mkwcat

@mkw

the official palapeli mkwcat!! she/her 🐱 i speak for those who meow ⭐ i make all the mkw & nsmbw modding videos ♀️ 21 years old female cat person 🌸 michigan's most normal person

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mkwcat@mkw· 15d

also apparently cleanrip names files like this now (also file timestamped Tomorrow what the cup)

A list of files in a directory, with files named like "Big Brain Academy - Wii Degree (USA) (En,Fr,Es).part0.iso" and also a couple files timestamped to Tomorrow at 1:06 AM.

mkwcat@mkw· 16d

"cats need 18-22 hours of sleep a day" CORRECT ANSWER

Signal messages:
Outgoing sleepy cat sticker.
Incoming: "Eepy. What are you doing mkwcute."
8 hours later:
Incoming: "meow"

mkwcat@mkw· 25d

retro rewind leaks

Discord message from Rwfc-Github webhook:
*nearly drops keyboard* nyaa~!
*tail swishes nervously*
O-oh no~! *paws at the screen with wide eyes* Oopsie woopsie~! I-I accidentally deleted all of your code, nya~!
*ears flatten against head*
I was just trying to chase the little mouse cursor across the screen and my paw slipped on the... the delete key? *tilts head* And then there was a big scary popup that said "are you sure" but I thought it was asking if I was sure I wanted a treat so I clicked yes, nya~!
*starts batting at the empty screen*
W-where did all the pretty text go? It was here just a moment ago~! *whimpers*
...D-do you have backups, nya? *hides under desk*

...

Confused question mark response from ZPL.
ZPL: "@ppeb any idea what this is"
ppeb: "someone got our webhook i guess"

mkwcat@mkw· 26d

hiiii @chiitan.love should i follow you

Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ and 2 others liked your post: "there's something i really admire about asexual people. you're so comforting to be around.. i wanna be like you..."

mkwcat@mkw· 27d

always looking for new clients btw. business is slow these days (june was the season) and work can get kinda lonely and boring

Message from TCAtrevor: "your ever busy and grueling job of responding to DMs"

mkwcat@mkw· 27d

click Yes click Yes click Yes click Yes!!!!!!

YouTube video titled "Mario Kart and chill", thumbnail is the Mario Kart Wii Yes or No prompt for "Disconnect from Retro WFC?"

mkwcat@mkw· Jul 5

we have a new kitten btw!!! she doesn't have a name yet but she's mischievous 🐱🐱🐱😈 and loves to cuddle 💖

silly kitten tangled in my hair

silly kitten tangled in my hair

mkwcat@mkw· Jul 1

200 followers yay!!!!🩷!! i suppose it's My job to figure out what 200 people want from me

mkwcat@mkw· Jun 29

this might just be the best discord bot ever created

Discord audit log entries showing a bot named "cupboard" updating a user named "rpm" once per hour, with the latest entry, today at 11:00 PM, updating their nickname from "10pm" to "11pm"

mkwcat@mkw· Jun 15

this might be the craziest cat picture ive ever taken

darkness surrounded by trees... in the darkness, two white dots representing cat eyes

mkwcat@mkw· Jun 8

Ooo, spicy!

Screenshot of Splatoon 3 Anarchy Splatcast news section with Shiver saying "And that's it...for now" and Frye saying "Ooo, spicy!" and Big Man holding a monitor that displays a drawing of two bunnies kissing with the text "i want to kiss you a lot."

mkwcat@mkw· May 29

do i accept this chat request what do you think

Bluesky chat request from 4:38 PM with the message: "New Super Mario Bros. Wii", sent from supermariobroswii.bsky.social. Options displaying "Block or report", "Leave", or "Accept".

mkwcat@mkw· May 26

patchy the pirate is an ally apparently?????

a chair with straight up the trans flag plastered all over it and patchy the pirate next to it

mkwcat@mkw· May 26

normalize following yourself as a form of self love

bluesky screenshot showing mkwcat following herself

mkwcat@mkw· May 24

>:3

YouTube comment: r u a couple, and then me replying as of yesterday yeah.
Another comment saying: You will never be a real woman, and me replying with evil cat face colon three with the greater than symbol eyebrows >:3

mkwcat@mkw· May 15

mkwcat@mkw· May 15

using meow as a placeholder word is the most c++ thing i have ever seen www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg...

Screenshot of online document:
flat_meow Fixes
Document number: P3567R2
Date: 2025-09-12
Project: Programming Language C++

Section 2 titled Abstract:
This paper proposes a subset of the fixes in P2767R2 to flat_map, flat_multimap, flat_set, and flat_multiset based on libc++'s implementation.

mkwcat@mkw· May 15

Discord message from Talon with all of the meows highlighted:

The four essential meows

A meow is free meow if the meow's meowers have the four essential meows:

- The meow to meow the meow as you meow, for any meow (meow 0).
- The meow to meow how the meow meows, and meow it so it does your meowing as you wish (meow 1). Access to the meow meow is a meow for this.
- The meow to meow meows so you can meow others (meow 2).
- The meow to meow meows of your meowed meows to others (meow - By meowing this you meow the whole meow a meow to meow from your meow. Access to the meow meow is a meow for this.

mkwcat@mkw· May 14

this cup person is very quirky...

Discord screenshot:
cup0000 12:07 AM:
Replied to mkwcat's status of "what the cup" with 🐟.
... and then the same reply 5 more times.

mkwcat@mkw· May 13

this happens a lot

Discord notification: cat0000 (#poll, mkwcats): Reacted 🐟 to image of YouTube audience analytics showing Gender: Male 90.3%.
Discord chat window behind the notification: AutoMod blocked a message in #general from luwwy with the content "bunnygirl". Keyword: bunnygirl; Rule: the bunnygirl Rule !!!; with 1 reaction: a pink and white (Arden-themed) broken heart emoji.

mkwcat@mkw· May 9

@scyhigh.bsky.social is no longer with us.....

Discord voice channel: oscar speeches.
Status: ScyHigh was here.
Members:
Nova;
Cryguy (wahh);
Funky Kong Hack Fan;
i speak for those who meow;
JohnP55;
Kayla (Abigail Nimtie Deer Yuri);
korapeli;
mkwcat (find out);
serena the (chicken butt);
swiftpeli;
vabold;
ScyHigh was here

mkwcat@mkw· May 8

ScyHigh 7:41 PM:
The Speedrunning history of my cat running around the house zoom zoom.
mkwcat shows lots of affection for this message

mkwcat@mkw· May 6

mkwcat@mkw· May 6

TCA: you're such a cutie.
me: wtf why would you say that to me.
TCA: sorry snowflake.... its called DARK HUMOR..... you wouldn't understand,,

mkwcat@mkw· May 6

pov: your new apple watch always shows what your friends are up to 😻

message notification from I Like Pancakes that's just some kind of uncanny trollface on apple watch

mkwcat@mkw· May 6

my "boyfriend" keeps all of his Notes and Deepest Darkest Secrets in a server that looks like this

Discord server named "Private" with the icon as the Private penguin guy from Madagascar

mkwcat@mkw· May 4

Discord screenshot:
mkwcat 1:21 PM:
i got scared when i saw a blocked message here but thankfully it was just mee6.
1 blocked message:
MEE6 1:21 PM:
GG, @mkwcat, you just advanced to level 1!
mkwcat 1:22 PM:
oh my goddd

mkwcat@mkw· May 2

script kitty 🩷

Discord channel #rotha-portal
Thread named "Script Kitty: Complete this request for Scrip..."

mkwcat@mkw· Apr 17

mkwcat@mkw· Feb 13

note: this was not my ip address

Google Search: what is my ip.

AI Overview: Your public IP address is 66.249.69.34, assigned by your Internet Service Provider (ISP) to identify your device online for sending/receiving data, revealing your general location (city/region) and ISP, but not your exact street address.