My Little Pony Facts
@mlponyfacts
(Parody account) Fun facts about your favorite ponies from the My Little Pony series!
Hasbro has begun the process of auctioning off Rarity and Applejack. Bids currently sit at $23.
Streaming, re-runs, and all mentions or references to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are being DELETED from official Hasbro records due to the "homosexual implications of friendship." Experts predict no mention of the series will be present on the internet by 2028.
Heartbreaking: pony unsure how she'll survive today's tummy ache #mlp #mlpfim #fluttershy
UPDATE: New series "My Little Pony: Friendship Forever" CANCELLED amid confirmations that a 6-way polycule doesn't really count as friendship. When asked for comment, a frustrated Hasbro executive only said "I dunno how we didn't see all the kissing, we might be stupid"
As part of their crossover strategy, the a smaller main cast will be prioritized to allow the addition of new, licensed friends to shine!
My Little Pony's 6th generation will be debuting on Hasbro's new streaming platform, "Hasby+" in early 2027. The generation's strategy will focus on "crossover" content with other popular medias to increase viewership and brand familiarity. Here's a sneak peak of the pilot:
SKIBIDI RIZZ #MLP #MLPonyFacts #RainbowDash #StarlightGlimmer
NEW SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT! By popular demand, 2027 will bring a NEW generation of My Little Pony with a full reimagining of Friendship is Magic! We hope you're as excited as we are to yank these ponies out of retirement and milk the nostalgia straight into Hasbro's wallets! #MLP #MLPonyFacts
Reminder that Google verified that we're canon. This does retroactively apply to everything we've ever said, obviously. #mlp #rainbowdash #princesscelestia #mlponyfacts
Out of the Mane 6, Fluttershy is the pony who swears the most. #mlp #Fluttershy #MLPonyFacts
Did you know Rainbow Dash makes a brief cameo appearance in the 2007 film Spider-Man 3? #mlp #RainbowDash #MLPonyFacts
Still moving our most important posts over here from Twitter. #mlp #PippPetals #MLPonyFacts
This screencap is also not edited. #mlp #Applejack #MLPonyFacts
Poorly describe your favorite ponies. We'll go first: princess tiktok #mlp #PippPetals #MLPonyFacts
Applejack is committing insurance fraud. #mlp #Applejack #MLPonyFacts
The episode "Read it and Weep" was originally centered around Twilight Sparkle teaching Rainbow Dash how to read. This concept was reworked, leaving us to wonder if she ever learned how. #mlp #RainbowDash #TwilightSparkle #MLPonyFacts
We'll admit it. This shit was kinda goofy. #mlp #TwilightSparkle #MLPonyFacts
Pinkie Pie's first job was not as a baker or a party planner. She was a rock farmer. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #PinkiePie
Starlight Sparkle purple pony is unicorn #MLP #MLPonyFacts #StarlightGlimmer
Applejack pours the milk in before the cereal. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #Applejack
Babs Seed spends a lot of time trolling on the internet and trying to bait ponies into getting angry at her. Do not be like Babs Seed. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #BabsSeed
Octavia Melody's primary hobby is martial arts. She has mastered every form and style present throughout Equestria and most of its surrounding lands. She can and will beat the shit out of you. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #OctaviaMelody
Marble Pie originally had a different name: "The Sad and Shy One" This was altered because feelings are for PUSSIES. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #MarblePie
Despite our research, we're unsure how Flim and Flam have evaded being arrested or murdered for so long. #MLP #MLPonyFacts
In some Equestrian cultures, accepting an apple from another pony can legally bind you to them in marriage. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #Applejack