mmckeever
@mmckeever
Mennonite Pastor & Professor of New Testament
I, for one, am eagerly anticipating this remake of The Odyssey, a road story fraught with peril and oh, so many startlements.
I pledge allegiance to the Gap between Dollar General and Whole Foods shoppers, and to the Banana Republic for which it stands— one nation, under Debt, indivisible except by zip codes & zip ties, with Liberty Biberty™ and justice on layaway for all.* *Terms and conditions may apply. #America250
It was so good to be together with everyone and a part of the May Day rally at City Hall. #Matthew20 #ParableoftheWorkers
There's a pachinko parlor running between his ears: levers pulled, thoughts launched with conviction, ricocheting off every pin, landing randomly where gravity decides. All chaos, all clatter, no payout.
One time I let my wife decide if our kids could get a dog. When I came home, Satan was mowing my lawn.
Lord, have mercy. Russell Moore is an American evangelical theologian & ethicist focused on Christian ethics, religious liberty, & the church’s public role. He is editor in chief of Christianity Today and led the Southern Baptist Convention’s Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission from 2013 to 2021.
Ice, State Police, and National Guard attempt to arrest each other because...erm, I'm gonna say, Antifa.
All the “Give me liberty or give me death” and “Live Free or Die" folks caved so hard that there are miners trapped inside.
Antifascist #1: "Reverend Mother, I have sinned." Antifascist #2: "I, too, Reverend Mother." #soundofmusic
This joke was used to introduce an argument that Islam is a political ideology masquerading as a religion. The joke combines the killing of a gay person with the genocide in Gaza. The joke gets big laughs from the pastor and Christians attending the Bold Men United conference at Generation Church.
Trump admin now advises mustard plaster, sarsaparilla tonic, and raw potato slices in socks for Covid.
Donald Trump has always decorated like a small child imagines a rich person would decorate. I can only think of one individual who loves gold more. In The Hobbit, Tolkien paints Smaug’s relationship with his hoard in imagery that’s both sensuous and terrifying...
"A thing is funny when...it upsets the established order. Every joke is a tiny revolution." —George Orwell