Cut scene where Odysseus bottoms for Polyphemus

Me @ my Bluesky Mutuals

Down at the reflecting pool going "uuuhh", "unngggg", "ooooffff", "argghh"

Look what they've taken from us! and it's the 79 pubs in Swansea city centre in 1901

Now that I've finally recovered I can say I had a great time at Pride Cymru

It's called depression, Duolingo

Indeed

Boss battle music starts playing

Wine and beer: in the fridge. Chair: dragged out into the garden. Book: obtained. Sun: glaring. Tan: immaculate. Come at me heatwave. I am prepared

"Helen of Troy wasn't black!!!!!" Me, drawing the legendary "She Wasn't Real" card

It's true. I can read all the words

Your new prime minister. Ew god no kill it with a shoe

"The UK is in danger!" cry the most boring, underwhelming liberals who've ever been asked to pen an article. Meanwhile me and my mates are drawing pentagrams on the floor and manifesting the collapse of the union

Sense of impending doom aside I loathe the new Welsh constituencies. They're all too long

Idk maybe

Went bookshopping today and the tiktokification of accessible literature is getting out of control. I had a choice between "horny with fairies", "horny with dragons" or "horny with vampires" and like cool but jfc an ounce of variety I beg

For as long as I live I will never not confuse Piers Gaveston and Hugh Despenser.

Put me in mind of this cretin

God's most beautiful angel

Only a few chapters in and got to say - what a horrid book (complimentary)

Dinefwr, in case anyone was wondering. It's a spectacular castle with incredible views across the valley.

Cwrw yn y castell

Just found my wife in bed with William de Broase. Don't know what to do about it. Might just kill him tbh

In St Fagans and, would you believe it, I'm the only fag in here

Julian compares creation to a hazelnut in its delicacy and wonders how something so small could last and realises "it lasts and ever shall, because god loves it"

Went to Norwich this weekend. Saw this Minecraft ass castle and got to visit the shrine of my girl (and the best english person to ever live) Julian of Norwich

Meanwhile, the fast toads have already crossed

I am too mentally ill to be living in a country where the sun isn't constantly shining. This is glorious