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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ (@modusvivendi) · DIRTY

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️

@modusvivendi

🍻🥂Here’s to the Second Enlightenment… any day now… he/him, proud ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· 3d

Anay beckerman skeet:
What's your favorite cereal mascot?
Mine's gotta be the Special K
"Kreature"
"Kreature", a twisted morass of flesh and teeth who mindlessly pursues those who have yet to try Special K

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· 11d

Sweetgum tree seed pods

Sweet gum spiky seed pods

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· 19d

Hank Hill frustrated, telling worker, “I do not want to save to OneDrive, I want to save to the documents folder… on my computer… that I own… in my house.”

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· 22d

Bulldog in The Outfit with The Wig playing it very calmly, caption: Multipass

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Jul 13

She-ra winking at you with an otherwise straight face

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Jul 10

Rhino guy from Me and the Boys meme

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Jun 27

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Jun 27

[[[ “Genesee Jr. returned safely to their home planet.” ]]]

Poochie ascending clumsily to his home planet on The Simpsons while Itchy and Scratchy watch but with Genesee Jr.’s avi…

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Jun 27

Do all Nintendo cats do this and why is the answer yes…

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Jun 26

Mostly white kitty held up to camera, caption “do with me what you will, I have already won” and his mouth is open because… face completely covered in thick bright yellow nacho cheese dip

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Jun 24

Yep, very Soviet.

Vranyo is a Russian cultural and linguistic concept describing a specific form of performative lying where the speaker utters a blatant falsehood without expecting it to be believed, and the listener feigns acceptance to maintain social or institutional equilibrium.

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Jun 18

Compliments of @akairiot.com and his highly recommended Patreon www.patreon.com/akairiot

(pasted verbatim from Patreon - his alt text is incredible)
Three illustrations of an anime woman version of Jimbo, the talking joker from Balatro. She has red clown lips and orange eye makeup, a three-pointed jester hat, short messy blue hair, a blue pointed capelet, orange tights with a white fishnet pattern, red pointed shoes, and a red singlet with black and red-striped sleeves and a plunging neckline.
In the first pose, she reclines with her knees bent, hands behind her head and relaxing with a smug grin on her face. "What a flop!" she sneers.
In the second pose, she's leaning forward, hands clapped together beside her face with an exuberant smile. "You aced it!" she says with glee.
In the third pose, it's a close up of her face, eyes wide and pupils lifeless, expression both stony and piercing, with a glitchy screen behind her showing a failed Balatro run. "C'mon. One more run." she urges.

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Jun 9

Crystalline Entity getting too close for comfort in Star Trek TNG

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· May 20

“Candid” shot of Sergey Brin with Google Glass in 2013

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Apr 13

Hide the Pain Harold at kitchen counter or something reading laptop holding a coffee/tea “When an emails finds me well”

Panel 2: smiling right at you

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Apr 7

Jeopardy SNL skit with Will Ferrel as Alex and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery - Alex calls on Sean and he says “I’ll take ‘Catch the Semen’ for $800” - cut to panel which says “Catch These Men” - Alex staring sideways at it from podium

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Mar 26

Merna Kennedy in a fitted striped outfit wearing a large cap and medium length skirt, posing against a brick wall lurking, gripping corner of building and a long pistol, watching and ready - one knee up on a burlap sack of flour or something. The sack now has a translucent blushing anime face near her knee.

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Mar 24

An old, large leather-padded chest out at the curb with a “free” sign - caption: “definitely a mimic”

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Mar 24

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Mar 16

DeSantis in jeans and knee high white boots at disaster response photo op looking a lot like the Green M&M

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Mar 16

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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Mar 13

“And I took that personally” interview meme with Michael Jordan sitting in offwhite comfy chair next to a little side table with tea and crumpets (or is it scotch and other apps?)

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Mar 9

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Feb 27

Selma from The Simpsons calmly lighting up a lung dart for her beloved iguana Jub Jub who’s climbed out along her bent arm, ciggie in mouth ready for flavor country

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Feb 17

Curious re: Substack estimated read time…

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Feb 13

Southern tip of Greenland

New Max 8 delivery nonstop from BFI Seattle to Dublin for RyanAir as shown on flightradar24, crossing the southern tip of Greenland

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Feb 6

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Feb 4

Sickos comic from The Onion where the guy person from hands on window depravedly going “yes hahaha yes!” But he’s weeping with joy at the burglar’s pity for Sluggo’s sitch

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Feb 3

“Hi, I’m your standard deduction!”

Smooth SpongeBob, smiling ready for a handshake

Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️@modusvivendi· Feb 3

Meme pic of Normal Al Yankovic in a normal blue hoodie, normal thick grey hair, neutral expression

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