Emmet Mojo McA
@mojomca
Oldish bloke with pets, loves music, comedy, film, and twatting about. Strong views on stuff, but only if I've been drinking. If you are not keen on rejection, then please, don't write in.
He's getting on, he's blind, his breath stinks, and he has a terrible habit of waking me up at all hours for biscuits. But, Spud Cat, the best little buddy I could ask for. #Internationalcatday
Dragon fly in my garden earlier. It was very keen on being photographed, and when you look that dapper, why not!
Walk around Lower Halstow today. Sunning views over the Medway estuary, loads of wildlife out and about and the Merlin app had a busy few hours. A very enjoyable Sunday mooch.
No one give a fuck, the ship sailed about 7 hours ago, but here's my effort.
What a way to start my bank holiday, walking the big guy and watching him enjoy a big old stick.
When you've got a global economic strategy meeting at 5, but you're fronting that Shaman tribute act at 7.
Cracking Christmas pressie form my sister. Loads of bangers, and I'm getting bang on one matey. Without actually getting on one, matey.
You know, they are all saying, Sir, you can really ging-gang goolie-goolie-goolie-goolie-watcha- ging-gang-goo. Ging-gang-goo. And I say, well maybe, but only because crooked Joe Biden tried to make you couldn't do that anymore. But I'm bringing it back. Let's all ging-gang-goo and watcha.