Molly Jolly Christmas
@mollyjchristmas
Chicago’s most festive drag artist, all year round | All pronouns welcome
Every Christmas cake needs its nutmeg or something like that
Roman Architect: How are we going to hold up this building? The sturdy marble column:
If we aren’t on the same page like this, I don’t want it
Update: I got a ride and I am still stamped by @arson-crafts.bsky.social lets bump bitches
Rufus Du Sol concert at Wrigley means there’s no cars in the area and I physically cannot order an uber to my doorstep I am fighting for my life to make it to BUMP
I’m a liar, it’s rerouted to the elevated tracks this weekend. But it’s been that way the last few weekends too
They’ve had one at My Buddy’s the past few weekends and I got to do the trick where he smells which card you have.
Pinning these two images above my sewing station and staring at them before I take any measurement
If you’re not at Hydrate on Friday, you’re gonna miss out
Got slapped by Derry at Death Becomes Der, best night of my life
Didn’t see many of you here. Not mad, just disappointed
Made a baked alaska for the first time and biiiiiitch it turned out so well
This was the meme that finally convinced me to listen to Ray of Light in full
Really didn’t want to be a Boy Scout for Halloween so you’re getting 1 hr Femboy Hooters using leftover materials from COTN
Sometimes drag is about cutting a metal pipe with a hacksaw