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Molly@mollyjordan· Jul 14

It’s almost like being sad isn’t enough. 2018 & 2026 We got a fancy new building tho, that’s cool.

Molly@mollyjordan· May 19

In a magical place 🥰 #DiveMN #Scuba #Lakelife

Scuba diver under water with a tunnel vision effect

Molly@mollyjordan· Mar 25

I quit my day job for this

Grey and green image of a frog in a turtleneck sweater riding a bike with a orange kitten in the basket on the front

Text above reads off to be radical left scum

Molly@mollyjordan· Mar 15

More pics from the ice dives on 3/14/26 #scubadiving #MNLakes #scuba

Scuba divers sitting around a square hole in the ice.

Scuba diver ascending through an ice hole

Molly@mollyjordan· Mar 14

It was a lovely day to dive under the ice.

Image of a 6 x 6 hole cut into the frozen lake

Molly@mollyjordan· Mar 12

Spotted in Minnesota

Broken wood pallet leaning on the side of a home with gray siding and the words

“How many beautiful gentle people have I helped to KILL? Just by paying my TAXES?”

Molly@mollyjordan· Mar 12

Something something brain damaged on brand

Screenshot of a post on Reddit and the top comment

Molly@mollyjordan· Feb 17

I think Paul Weiss Rifkind Wharton and Garrison has a pedophile problem. brandeiscenter.com/team/mitchel...

Screenshot from the Epstein files of an email written by Mitch Webber to look into sex tourism laws for underage sex.

Molly@mollyjordan· Feb 9

Violet is ready for #BadBunny at #SuperbowLX

Small red colored Cavapoo puppy with photoshopped bunny ears. Her paws are forward like a bunny’s and she’s on her back. She’s laying on someone in a green shirt.

Molly@mollyjordan· Feb 4

Kash “we found no evidence of wrong doing” Patel spent zero minutes looking through the Epstein files and literally is cosplaying a tough guy. Fucking quit you POS

Screenshot of an email from [redacted] to Jeffrey Epstein dated March 11, 2014 that states “thank you for a fun night… Your littlest girl was a little naughty.” Sent from my iPhone

Molly@mollyjordan· Feb 4

In what may be the most Minnesota thing ever, I won a jar of state fair winnin’ pickles at my county caucus last night. #MNDFL #MNCaucus @dfl.org

A close-up image of a jar of state, fair Gedney pickles sitting on a black leather car seat

Molly@mollyjordan· Jan 26

CAPTION THIS:

Image of an ice officer in tactical gear, standing in a hotel breezeway with his rifle sticking out from between his legs as he fumbles with a smoke grenade.

Molly@mollyjordan· Jan 25

#MNResists

Image of a cartoon stylized loon with wings spread out in a half circle on either side with black circle around it there’s a darkened background with light blue shading under the loon and above the loons head is a white North Star.

Molly@mollyjordan· Jan 24

Babes, I have no words. #ICEoutMN 📷: @nytimes.com

Image from downtown Minneapolis, where the US Bank Stadium is in the background and there are two several story buildings on either side of the street and the street is completely flooded with people.

Molly@mollyjordan· Jan 16

Four panel meme
1st shadowy face and the text “I fear no man”
2nd shadowy face and the text “but tha thing..”
3rd pic of will stancil photoshopped driving a Honda
4th shadowy face leaning in and the text “it scares me”

Molly@mollyjordan· Jan 14

This brave little nugget went to the vet on Monday. She’s such a good puppy! All the treats after her vaccinations. #Violet #Cavapoo

Image of a small red colored puppy with shaggy hair sitting on a purple soft blanket with the name violet embroidered in white above the name is a heart and a paw. The puppy is wearing a dark green collar with a violet flower and two small bells on it.
She is sitting on the table at the vets office and behind her are some syringes, an otoscope, and a spray can of dog cheese.

Molly@mollyjordan· Jan 10

I’m gonna need my representatives to buck the bad place.

Molly@mollyjordan· Jan 6

Get ready for puppy pics. She’s too cute not to share. Meet Violet, our newest family member.

Close up of a red colored Cavapoo puppy, laying on a multicolored rug. Next to her is a chew bone. In the background is a green blanket on a chair below a window with white blinds. The walls are dark green and bare.

Molly@mollyjordan· Dec 20

Somewhere in Illinois 😍 #roadtrip

Image from a car window of a cloud covered sunset lit brightly red and orange over an empty dirt field.

Molly@mollyjordan· Dec 20

Vacation read: activated! Thanks @haileypiperfights.bsky.social 🥰

Image of a book cover with an animated red demon girl face with horns and exposed fangs and the title Teenage Girls Can Be Demons by Hailey Piper

Molly@mollyjordan· Dec 8

Look at this little munchkin. Look at him!

It’s me, I’m in a black hoodie with glasses and I have a red mini poodle in a backpack on my back. Standing inside background is navy walls and a white door. If this description sucks lemme know in the comments.

Molly@mollyjordan· Nov 18

For the good of this nation, I am willing to take on the karma this invites, so long as I get to drink it.

Image of a ladies hand holding a bottle of champagne with a gift tag that reads for when he’s dead. Background appears to be a wine cellar.

Molly@mollyjordan· Nov 1

I had a nice 86 minute dive today. The weather is turning and the dives are gonna be a little bit shorter going forward.

Fall image of tall red pine trees with a calm lake in the background. The sky is blue but partly cloudy.

Molly@mollyjordan· Oct 3

For the Jimmy Fallons of the moment.

Background image is a winding road traveling through tree covered Hills. Text quote in white font.

Molly@mollyjordan· Sep 30

The old Lie: "It is sweet and fitting to die for the homeland." I don’t know if there is a more appropriate poem for this moment we are in.

Molly@mollyjordan· Sep 17

Image of text over reddish pink background with people standing under it that states A COVERNMENT DOESN'T ANNOUNCE THAT THEY HAVE BECOME FASCIST, THEY ANNOUNCE ANTI-FASCISTS ARE ENEMIES OF THE STATE

Molly@mollyjordan· Aug 26

Text image black font over tan background saying

Girls be like "I needed this" and it's literally just a break from having to be so strong all the time.

morgan.love

Molly@mollyjordan· Aug 15

Someone do @governorwalz.mn.gov next. I clearly suck at this 🤣

A cartoon stylized image of governor Gavin Newsom with cartoonish muscles in a tank top holding an American Flag and shovel. With governor Tim Walz’s face poorly Photoshop over it.

Caption from original photo says maga am I doing this right?

Molly@mollyjordan· Jun 27

This is it. This is the move.

Screenshot of two tweets from Senator Patty Murray.
Tweet:
I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
Sub tweet:
GOP'S BIG UGLY BILL KICKS PEOPLE OFF HEALTH CARE AND FOOD ASSISTANCE. HOSPITALS WILL CLOSE. KIDS WITH DISABILITIES WILL LOSE CAREGIVERS. BIG WINNERS?
BILLIONAIRES. TOTAL FRAUD! IT POLLS LIKE GARBAGE, BECAUSE IT IS. GOP SHOULD DROP IT!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Molly@mollyjordan· Jun 11

The chaotic bit of whimsy I needed tonight. Credit: Sam Pink