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Mommy, a real person@mommyisaperson· Jul 21

I learned something about myself today

Photo of a screen of Stardew Valley play. Dialog box from spouse asking, "What do you think, peach?" (It was about a hideous piece of furniture. I don't like the furniture but I loved getting called peach?!?)

Mommy, a real person@mommyisaperson· Jul 17

I didn't say I was going to draw well

Really sketchy and sort of shitty junimos from stardew valley engaged in various hijinks, including carrying a watermelon, raging, riding a chicken, relaxing in a tree and celebrating a box of raisins

Mommy, a real person@mommyisaperson· Jul 2

Mommy, a real person@mommyisaperson· Jul 1

Best is the enemy of good I guess

Horrible copy pasted computer graphics clay looking skulls
Truly mid work. They are on a bad looking floor of a similar texture next to jarringly different looking trembling feet

Generic blonde anime lady in a fancy lacy dress. She is wearing a brooch and earrings that look like stickers. They're sort of photo realistic looking and cast no shadows. Great choice I guess

Mommy, a real person@mommyisaperson· Jun 27

My parents gave me some of their Corelle and glass bowls from the 70s or 80s when I moved out. I have a ceramic toad of unknown age on my dresser and in my office bookcase I have a vase my great grandfather stole off the ship he immigrated to America on.

Tiny misty blue vase with so e red orange maple leaves and blue other leaves in the foreground and Mt Fuji in the background

The back of the vase. It has a red circular mark in the shape of a life preserver with a red and white horizontal striped flag in the middle (3 white, 2 red) and a banner/ribbon under the flag with "NYK Line" written on it

Mommy, a real person@mommyisaperson· Jun 27

I used to keep my avocados in a uranium glass bowl until I realized it was uranium glass, now they're in an antique bowl of unknown age, probably 1930s because I got it from a grandmother who was obsessed with Depression glass.

Picture taken in the dark under a black light. A pebbled, wide and short bowl is glowing neon green because it's fucking radioactive and I was using it like an idiot for years I probably locked into a cancer route because "green bowl pretty" and I don't think

Mommy, a real person@mommyisaperson· Jun 27

The table in the dining room we keep the kids lunchboxes and a box of individual chips is from between 1939 and 1953 (Habitat store find). I use my grandmother's darning egg (1950s or earlier, no idea) more than I wish I did, and I keep my jewelry in her jewelry box (70s I'm guessing).

Reddish wood drop leaf table, the top covered in debris like lunch boxes

Glossy black painted darning egg held in a misshapen paw that calls itself a hand

Mommy, a real person@mommyisaperson· Jun 27

🤷‍♀️

Goodreads 2026 reading challenge screen. 24 of 15 books read. I have read a lot of weird fucking books this year

Mommy, a real person@mommyisaperson· Jun 25

My oldest kid is trying ro get me to play Doki Doki Literature Club which I guess I will at some point. Until then, I'm seducing every inanimate object I can. I've long suspected I'd enjoy dating sims but always thought it was too embarassing. Here's to again abandoning pride in pursuit of pleasure.