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Barney has gotten so big!

Barney is thriving. He’s so smart and he’s very mean. He has us wrapped around his paw.

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Meet Barney. My mom saved his life so he owes her a life debt. He’s 7 weeks old today.

Found this relic cleaning out my future office.

New pages of MaXspite are out on the Patreon! @maxspite.bsky.social has done some amazing work!

This might be my favorite so far. Saw a crow in grass by a strip mall and really like the imagery.

Spooky church

Fat bear

I made some aceo

There is a local gun shop in my town that is well known for being far right and extremely inflammatory. Their billboards have been some of the most offensive and politicized rhetoric ever. But this latest one is…a lot.

Chester cheetah dildo

Okay. So Totodile is not an apex predator.

Why yes, my all animal production of Silence of the Lambs is going well. Why do you ask?

I’m getting a haircut because I have emo Spider-Man hair.

You’re not wrong, but in this situation you are!

Throw back to when I met Adore Delano. I was having horrible health issues and was bloating from Ovary trying to explode. But Adore told me I had beautiful eyes and it made my life better. She is amazing!

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He just looks regal. He’s really a dirt Devil.

I wish I knew her ease and comfort.

Six inches and growing.

I was scrolling on thred up and came across this shirt. Does anyone know where it came from? Does it mean something? Is it a bad joke?

Taken during the last full moon.

Please let me get cut in half. Please let me get cut in half!

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Tried and failed to make a dog hat. Too small even for dachshund heads.

Getting is cleaned up!

Why he caked up like that tho

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