Jam The SPOOKY EVIL Monkey-Scientist
@monkey-scientist
I'm Monkey-Scientist AKA Jam! I've been a writer of weird TF and body-swap stories for over a decade. PFP by May Candy banner: He/Him Age: 35 Minors: DNI Please support me on Patreon:
Time to repost an old classic by @/korick17.bsky.social in time for summer! Three-way swap of Jelly, Kori, and grandma wolf from the symbicort commercials~ Design inspired by Acstlu's work from FA! #grandma #shewolf #body-swap #threewayswap
Alternate ending to Digital Circus where Ribbit glitches out of the circus and ends up in Jelly's world and they become body-swap lesbians and have "shenanigans"~ Awesome comm by Swappugaki on Twitter: x.com/swapgaki
Get your mangy @$$ off! I'm trying to game in Renamon's body, but I'm DUMMY THICC and the CLAP of my @$$ cheeks keeps distracting me from my game! Epic sketch comm by @/Korick17.bsky.social Read the story here: www.deviantart.com/monkey-scien... Korick's Patreon here: www.patreon.com/Korick17
So yeah there's an old Canadian lost media movie called Tiki Tiki about anthro monkeys trying to make a movie with an all human cast and I'm just OBSESSED with it right. now. It's getting a Blu-Ray next month and I'm buying it fo sho lol People need to talk about and see this one!
Hate Microsoft right now? So does Jam! He even infiltrated the TOTALLY REAL M-rated Banjo and Kazooie game currently in development to swap heads with Kazooie's new stacked out model~ Jokes aside, this awesome piece was done by @zipher0null.bsky.social~ Please comm them as they rock!
Been a while since I've done a post, but next up: Xenoblade X Definitive Edition. Just NEARLY beat this one and definitely my fave in the series, cuz you get fully customizable mechs lol and geinuienly a fun time. Story's decent, though nothing to write home about.
Another media review: The new He-Man cartoon! Honestly probably the best one, because it goes back to being silly cheesy episodic schlock for kids instead of doing a story arc for the billionth time. I think He-Man is at its best when it's just morals and goofy fights. lol
Dang, well I put myself in my own test game in RPG maker and I got turned into a HORSE! Surely I can exit by accessing the console. Uh... How do I type with hooves?!
Learning RPGMaker and made the innkeeper a dragon for no reason, other than the fact I'm furry trash lol To be fair, more innkeepers should randomly be dragons.
Wow, been a while! Next media post is on a game I played last year, Gundam Breaker 4. Alright and very easy game with a ho-hum story, but generally some of the best and most fun mech customization in any game I've played. YOU CAN PUT TITS ON A GUNDAM! That's like top tier right there lol
I know everyone looks at this and thinks "Damn, this would make for good hypno!" but honestly, would love to see them as mind-swap visors lol just digitally transferring each others minds so Fox and Falco can play with each other WHILE each other. I have a dirty mind lol
Spoilers for the Digital Circus movie for those who haven't seen it:
Jam decided to help out his local breeding goblin Bazzy by wearing her pregnant body to give her a break! Never say Jam doesn't help out the little people (or well, those few that are smaller than himself lol) Art by @w-ry.bsky.social
Never forget there was an episode of the Gafield show where he got turned into a goat and his design was somehow way better than his canon cat form lol Legit the idea of an orange goat with black spots is geniunely visually appealing in a weird way.
The monkey genie of the lamp requires your attention (And your body~) Awesome sketch by @alanthewolfzx.bsky.social of Jamtae, Jam's female monkey variant! Be careful with your wishes or she just might steal your bod~
Cuz I don't want to end the night talking about Amazon's crummy furry cartoon, check out this cool Sonic poster I got from Wal-Mart! I actually live a 20 minute walk away from a Wal-Mart now which is SUPER convenient and generally graet~
Fuck this show, but damn the raccoon mom on Mating Season is HAWT. Legit sucks it's one of the few good designs on the show, and even then ruined a bit by the Family Guy-esque designs. Pretty typical trashy sex joke show lol
Hey my Gameboy is acting funny, and TOTALLY not because it's the real Jam I trapped in a Gameboy by me stealing his body~
LATE Star Wars Day post! The Gungan stripper Stra Stra Berri got body-swapped with the magician bunny Energina during her magic show~ Energina testing out that new tongue, much to Stra Stra's dismay! Art by x.com/CharlieHolid... on Twittah!
Sure i'll throw in my monkey Jam! Thanks for the opportunity~ Art by @/korick17.bsky.social
Kingdoms of Amalur Re-Reckoning legit my fave game of all time! About a month ago, beat my 20th playthrough of it lol Decent remaster of the OG, story ain't the best but the combat is AMAZING. Do not play the third expansion Fatesworn though, it SUCKS ASS.
Another one is THE Kingdom Hearts 2, finally played it in full. My main takeaway is that the combat is fun, the story while being a bit overbloated and overdramatic is quite good, and Daisy and Minnie got some AMAZING dresses. It's really good, Donald is useless, and Xaldin can go to hell.
First up, Sagan Hawkes' video on House of Leaves is legit one of the best most well produced video essays I've ever read. Has amazing production values to the point where you don't even really NEED a real movie of the book, this is the best adaptation you can get.
Old comm by Hexside, who has sadly left the fandom! Really dug their work on this, lovely New Years 2024 pic of Jam and Meerina body-swapped and having a lovely date~
Here's ALL the Patreon banners @w-ry.bsky.social made for me back in 2024! They're as follows: Spring is Jam and Meerina as each other, Summer is them as Lola and Minerva, Halloween is them as scarecrows, and Winter is them as snow-people! Never posted them all here in full, so here ya go~
Honestly would love a accidental twinning TF scenario where two characters transform into the same character by mistake and then when they find out do the cartoon cliche of "Well, one of us will have to change back! We BOTH can't be Lola Bunny!" Then they start making out or something, I dunno lol
It's Donkey Day, so have this old pic of Jelly getting her body snatched by Donkey from Shrek while working at the theater~ With some reality alteration showing that their swap is now a movie in this universe! Art by www.furaffinity.net/user/w-ry/
NGL, new Star Fox designs are very unappealing to me swap-wise lol I think they're too realistic is the problem, so I'll probably stick to using the Starlink or Zero Designs for body-swap pics. Peppy legit looks awful in this one, they ruined my rabbit husband XD
Happy Star Wars day! No new Gungan swaps (yet, there will be soon tho~), so in the meantime have this awesome birthday gift @cm-artist.bsky.social drew me last year of him and I swapping bodies with Gungan strippers at the Space Slut Club~