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The Moo@monocerus· 2d

And this is the lewd version!

A sapient grizzly bear rug shown in a variety of poses: walking, standing, lying down, and facing away. He has pink glowing ghostly genitalia.

The Moo@monocerus· 2d

Need to upload more of my art here, so I'll start with some older pieces. This is a sapient bear rug character I made; he doesn't have a name yet but he's grumpy and will eat you if you piss him off.

A sapient grizzly bear bear rug shown in a variety of poses: walking, standing, lying down, and facing away.

The Moo@monocerus· 4d

Sapient laundry pile? Sure. Anything he puts on grows or shrinks to fit him He's really comfy to lie on or in, especially after he's just come out of the dryer You can take clothes from him but he requests that you replace them with other clothes

A creature made of a pile of clothes of all types and colors. He has a sock puppet as a head. He's looking at the viewer while sitting comfortably on a bed.

The Moo@monocerus· 12d

Bro what's up with these trends? Why do we need full on sentences

The Moo@monocerus· Jul 16

Based directly on @salamikii.bsky.social's Hear Me Out Bingo, I made my own. I regret none of these choices

A 'Hear Me Out Bingo' card with 25 characters on it. All characters are against a white background.

From the top row, left to right:
- Tug from Brother Bear
- Diego from Ice Age
- Master Crane from Kung Fu Panda
- Louis from Princess and the Frog
- Duck Hunt Dog from Super Smash Bros.

- Piglin from Minecraft
- Parakarry from Super Mario Bros.
- The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland (1951)
- Big Bear from Disney California Adventure's Grizzly River Run
- Gabu from One Stormy Night

- Jumba from Lilo & Stitch
- Ice Wolf from Undertale
- Gideon Grey from Zootopia
- Kaneli from Breath of the Wild
- Gator Waiter from VMK

- Nigel from Xyzal
- King Dedede from Kirby
- Charlie from Charlie the Unicorn
- The White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland (1951)
- C.J. from Animal Crossing

- Filbo from Bugsnax
- Alfie from Bluey
- Mr. Shark from The Bad Guys
- Duke Weaselton from Zootopia
- Cobra Animatronic from Disneyland's Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye

The Moo@monocerus· Jul 12

The Moo@monocerus· Jul 2

... and THIS is them getting immediately popped, maybe fucked into popping.

The Moo@monocerus· Jul 2

Hey, pooltoy/inflation furs that animate New YCH idea THIS is furs getting inflated or tf'd into pooltoys...

The Moo@monocerus· Jul 2

bruh why'd they have to make the popping game like that #rhythmheaven #rhythmheavengroove

The Moo@monocerus· Jun 27

#deltarune #deltarunespoilers #deltarune_spoilers #chapter5 #chapter_5 This is me I wanna be this. Really wanna be this. I want this and want to be this and want to do this.

A Deltarune Chapter 5 dialogue box from a floradinn reading: * (Swishes my big fluffy $$$$-ing tail)

A Deltarune Chapter 5 dialogue box from a floradinn reading: * (Swishes my big fluffy $$$$-ing tail around the room like a broom)

The Moo@monocerus· Jun 24

It's that time

The Moo@monocerus· Jun 15

The Moo@monocerus· Jun 7

Spyro's new wing design is so interesting to me; how it connects below his shoulder but the membrane(?) goes all the way down to his hips. I like the new design a lot

Spyro, seen from the front, flying - from the Spyro: A Realm Beyond trailer

Spyro, seen from the side, flying - from the Spyro: A Realm Beyond trailer

The Moo@monocerus· May 31

like seriously

a screenshot from the Rotten Tomatoes page for Backrooms showing the movie sitting at an 89% Tomatometer critic score with 176 reviews, and an 74% Popcornmeter audience score with 2,500+ verified ratings

The Moo@monocerus· May 31

this person lives in a bubble

the first part of a post reading "i haven't seen the backrooms movie yet but i'm kind of glad ppl hate it."

The Moo@monocerus· May 23

Yoshi and the Mysterious Book got me caring too much about naming the creatures, man Busted out my fuck-off-big Webster's Deluxe Unabridged Dictionary: Second Edition (it was nearby) to look up 'Vitaceae' to get ideas for a bee that clusters like grapes just to name the idiots 'berrybees'

An opened copy of Webster's Deluxe Unabridged Dictionary: Second Edition. It's a massive book.

The Moo@monocerus· May 20

The Moo@monocerus· May 18

As you wish!

The Moo@monocerus· May 15

In honor of #mayternity here's an alt, where Miden has been knocked up and has a big belly of growing eggs nearly ready to be laid. He STILL would really really love belly rubs~

Miden the monocerus cow pictured from above, laying on his back and looking up at the viewer. His eyes are half-lidded and he's smiling lazily. His belly is very big due to him being pregnant. His udder and part of his sack are visible. The background is white.

The Moo@monocerus· May 15

Miden loves having his belly rubbed and you should ABSOLUTELY rub it for him. Especially when he's sleepy after eating a nice satisfying meal~!

Miden the monocerus cow pictured from above, laying on his back and looking up at the viewer. His eyes are half-lidded and he's smiling lazily. His udder and sack are visible as well as his pink belly. The background is white.

The Moo@monocerus· May 11

The Moo@monocerus· May 8

Fat zebra

The Moo@monocerus· May 2

Found out about geep the other day and wanted to make an OC of one! I know irl geep aren't this obvious, but I wanted to do something to get the point across! I don't have a name for him yet, but I do know he's in his early twenties and he's gonna be a small guy, like.. 4'1''

An anthro geep (goat/sheep hybrid) with white fluffy wool over brown short fur. He's smiling and wearing a grey shirt under a brown jacket.

The Moo@monocerus· Apr 23

POV: You're about to get the best gangbang of your life

The viewer lies outside looking up at the sky while a group of six yoshi surround them.

The Moo@monocerus· Apr 13

Say hi to a new friend! I love the aesthetic of 90s 3D graphics, so I decided to make a character based off of them! This isn't 3D, though, I just made it look like 3D and I think I did a pretty good job! Let me know what you think!

A dragon made of basic shapes, waving at the viewer. He is standing on a green plane with a blue sky in the background. The image looks like 90s 3D graphics.

The Moo@monocerus· Apr 9

I want him and the robot heron

The Moo@monocerus· Apr 7

Looks like this

The Moo@monocerus· Apr 6

A quick sketch but here's Miden under the effects of the holiday, laying many a monocerus egg in a multitude of pastel colors!

A hybrid quadrupedal creature panting while he lays a large colored egg. A large pile of colorful eggs lay behind him.

The Moo@monocerus· Mar 31

This is Alaca, a large sapient rabbit plushsuit with a knack for stage magic! Climb into him and get enveloped in plush fabric as he zips himself back up. With a wave of his wand, he unzips and ta da! He’s empty and you’re safely stored away hammerspace-like in one of an ∞ number of his interiors.

A large anthropomorphic stuffed rabbit. He has sparkly fabric on most of his body. He has light pink skin, a magenta belly, white paws, long ears with purple interiors, green-orange eyes, tufts of purple and green plush hair, and a fluffy long white tail with magicians' handkerchiefs wrapped around it. From his right ear dangles an earring made of two magicians' linking rings. He has a beard made of frayed ribbons and is wearing a black silk top hat with a red band. He's holding a plush black and white magic wand. His belly has a green zipper running up the length of it. He's looking at the viewer with his left paw holding the magic wand up and his right paw on his belly, in a pose that suggests he's floating in midair.

The Moo@monocerus· Mar 27

I really need to upload more of my art here Here's a living donkey hand puppet OC I made a bit ago! Unfortunately no name for him yet but he has a fabric outside with a real flesh interior. and he loves when someone puts more than their hand inside him~