Monster Mating Season
@monstermating
Bisexual monster fucking pun master. Trekker, photographer, dyslexic. Apparently this needs to be said. MDI. 🚫
Okay. Let’s try this. Ask me anything. Artist unknown and answer to her question in my comments.
Good moaning #monsterfuckers! It's humpday, and I have to ask a question. Coffee, Tea, or Me? (or maybe a cute kitsune who's ready for fall?) I'm going crazy trying to get things ready for Halloween. Are you prepared for our favourite day? Artist is unknown
Good Moanin #Monsterfuckers. It is Tuesday, and I'm feverishly beating myself up over coding issues. YAY me, at least that gives me an excuse for coffee. Now only if I had a cute succubus for the blowjob. Stay hydrated, take your meds, and be KIND to yourself. Artist: Mirka Andolfo (Hot Paprika)
While I was visiting my partner a shipment from Sideshow arrived. I’ve been waiting a while for it and HOLY HELL the box is huge. I’ve got the Ariel and Red Ridinghood statues as well. The boxes are about half the size. I have no clue where I’m going to store the box once I’ve set her up.
Good moaning #monsterfuckers. Things are slowing down a bit so I’ll be back here going… hard.
I can tell how fast the internet was by the sound of the tortured screams the robots made connecting me to it.
I’m still alive! I’m also horny as hell, but I’m sure y’all don’t need to know that. Question: what’s one thing you, or an OC can’t leave home without?
Good moaning #monsterfuckers. One more day is down and tomorrow is Friday! If you came across a Djinn and they offered you three wishes, how many times would you fuck them? Artist draltruist
Good moaning, #monsterfuckers! It's humpday, and the crazy work load has finally dropped a weee bit. #halloweensextips (this applies to the boys/bois/gurls, etc. as well!)
Good moaning and happy Friday my hot #monsterfuckers. Once again I’m deep deep deep into work and life stuff. So I’m going to be quiet today. Remember to choose the bear.
Good moaning #monsterfuckers. It’s a late start to posting as I’m one deep in not fucking today. Remember to be good to yourself and take your meds. Artist is unknown, but she’s definitely enjoying the bull.
Good Moaning #monsterfuckers is #humpday and we are HERE for it. I've been crazed horny this last week or so. Even when having almost zero energy (or time) for anything. You could say I'm dragon ass. Do you/your characters feel like they are in heat? How do they handle it? Artist: mrpenning
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,056,064!
Good moaning #monsterfuckers it's been a week or so, work isn't letting up. I've been semi-QUIET (get your minds out of the gutter; oh who am I kidding). Today is the start of Spooky Season (Cybersecurity awareness). Guess what I'm doing? Yup, wishing a were would get busy. Artist is nsfsanti
Happy Humpday, my lovely #monsterfuckers. It's a day for were, lamia, dragons, cryptics, demons, tentacles, gelatinous ooze and other assorted monsters to mate! You have a day to be fucked silly and loved on (however affection is expressed) by a monster of choice. Who or what is it?
Good moaning #monsterfuckers It's feeling like it's going to be a long day here. So here's a reminder to stay hydrated, take your meds, and be kind to yourself. Clearly, I'm feline frisky with this image. Artist is @bbcchan.bsky.social (I think...)
Good Moaning Monsterfuckers! It's Monday so that means back to the grind. What is "the grind" for your OCs? IS it something they enjoy, or to earn a living? This is the kind of grind I'd enjoy as a living... Artist is batterbeenthere
Good moaning my monsterfuckers. It’s Sunday and I’m going to be setting up some of the Halloween decorations. Are you big into Halloween and monsters? Kylie from Extreme Ghostbusters. Artist is FredRichi69
Good moaning monsterfuckers. It’s Saturday, what are you doing? More importantly, what cute/weird trait or routine does your OC have on weekend mornings? Ritual Sex artist is @kostictoxic.bsky.social Also SIZE DIFFERENCE.
I have survived the day. I don’t even have a hangover! One dragon slayed. How was everyone’s day? Artist: Clyde Caldwell
Good afternoon monsterfuckers. Today’s been a slow drag. I was out attending a gala event last night and when did I get old?!? Artist is unknown.
It’s been a hectic week and the social media battery is low. How are my monsterfuckers doing? Artist: Sebastien Grenier
Good moaning monsterfuckers. This is a monster, right? I’m slowly putting my plans together for Halloween. Who you gonna call?
Good moaning monsterfuckers! It's FRIDAY! If you had the choice, would "blacktie" events be full fancy dress, or minimalist/naked? Should Gala events really be a giant orgy? Artist is poar_art