So yeah, about those cookies…

I love that he's doing his own Bonnie Tyler tribute.

It somehow got worse.

Just thickening up… smells amazing!

Excellent! Reminded me to check mine, but I've never had to queue before!

Quite happy with this, I think.

This isn’t a glitch of the camera, it’s actually doing this! (CW: insects)

It’s come to the worst part of any cruise holiday. We have to leave tomorrow morning and come home 😭😭😭

Go stick your head in a pig!

My spam emails think I'm in a really bad way.

If you do this, you’re a fucking twat. No way around it.

For fuck's sake.

I see the Railcard site is still doing the scam popups post-purchase 🙄

If you had truly "Got it", YouTube, you would stop filling my feed with "My mix" style crap I didn't ask for.

It got even more deluded.

If they even exist at all...

...which ones? It'd be kind of useful to have any sort of information about the issue.

That'll surely make it even more congested?

Go fuck yourselves.

Pretty sure it doesn't.

They weren't wrong... #Taskmaster

That's reminded me of my home setup at my parents' place, around 1999-2000.

Me: maybe I'll give my poor neglected garden some love this weekend. The weather: Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Unless I'm about to have a lottery win, it's not my next escape.

Welcome! Please download a 7GB update!

Had a credit accident in Costco. I'd been thinking about getting one for a bit, and wasn't expecting them to have stock.

All hail

Forecast here is "at your own risk"

It's been weirder colours... (an excellent way to get a seat to yourself on the train)

Though to be fair Facebook are putting up a fairly good fight by having a process that just doesn't work.