M-Mmmmmphmmmmm!!! H-Hehehehe! Feel so good... feel so... silly! Hehehe! Lose... gotta... gotta lose...!~

Hmmmmm?~ Statue?...~ I dunno~ what did it look like?~

Shiny and airhead like a certain hero perhaps?~ 🖤💛

Also im back from being shiny and golden!~

So I am... finally catching up on the 4.X storyline of Star Rail~ And aside from loving it~ all i can say is... if I wasn't locked as Taiki rn~ id absolutely be embracing becoming Sparxicle~

I can think of the best busty rubber hero~

Mmmmm!~ Camie-Chan looks sooo good all shiny and golden~ 🖤💛

But im a statue~ and a statues job is to tempt others with its shiny, golden perfection~ Join me~

Stay Shiny, Stay Golden, Be Shiny, Be Gold *The golden Mantra repeated in a loop in the statues golden mind~ now locked in place until the magic could be reversed~*

M-My legs! I-I can't move my legs! w-wait why would I need to move my legs?... im a Statue- N-No im an Uma! A-A living golden Umamusume Statue! A-Ah~ the gold is affecting my mind-~ Getting harder... to remember...~

O-Ok it stopped- I-I'm so shiny now... I-I think im gold?... W-Wow this kinda... feels good too~ M-Mmmm...~ my hands just glide right over me now~ I-I wonder how my... h-huh?...

Eh- Ehhh- EHHHHH?!?- W-What the?! T-The circle is moving up! M-My legs are so... so shiny?! A-And its not stopping?!

So far so good everyone!~ there weren't any traps or anything in here! just this weird circle... hey what was that click?-

Howdy Everyone! Trainer-san gave me a day off, so I decided to go check out this old ruin that I found on one of my runs! its got this weird glowing circle thingy in the middle! Ill keep everyone updated as I explore!~

Oh wow~ I also realized I've been myself for over a month now!~ time sure flies with all the training and everything~

Would you say its a Marvelous idea?~ Hehehe~

Hmmmm~ Seems like people really like seeing me all shiny and golden~ Now the question is... if I let the gold spread to my profile, since im still technically "me" (me as in Taiki Shuttle~) does that still satisfy my formlock~ or do I have to add more time to the lock~

Whooops~ I went exploring and ended up stumbling onto this plinth that ended up turning me all shiny and golden!~

Woooah~ Im not sure what happened... but im all shiny and golden~ and it feels so good!~

*I giggle and nod in agreement to the voice, stepping out of the dark to see Golshi~* Howdy Golshi!~

So uhh... Super Wolfy came home on my 1st 10 pull~ And her LC at 66... I think she likes me and Im worried that means im gonna get hacked into a clone or something... did I say worried?~ I mean... plsplsplsplspls

Thank u daily Uma single~

Huh? Rubber Inklings and Idols? I dunno anything about any of that! Im one of the twelve paladins of Charlemagne! Servant Rider! Rubber Astolfo!

*The shiny rubber quickly makes way to reveal the new Marie standing where Cipher once did* Mmmm- thanks for the body~ and remember... Stay Fresh~

Fufufu!~ Sneaking into that squid idols place was so easy~ its like there was no security at- *Suddenly gets beaned in the face by a shiny ball of black rubbery ink~ quickly getting coated and reshaped~*

She came home early at 32 pulls for my Birthday!!!~

Hehehehe~ My dear assistant @rubbercorinwickes.bsky.social gave me this beautiful, shiny coin, and then it melted and turned me into this lovely form ahahaha~ Better watch out, or I might come steal your treasures... or body~

Finally~ She here~

Well, after getting Tamamo yesterday... I felt it was only fitting to pit her against Oguri in the legend races~

Hah~ Oguri always gets my blood pumping in a race...~ and now i claim my trophy~