moosky
@mooosky
Maine, USA I don't know what kind of animal I am anymore
If your job involves holding a gun and you feel threatened by a 2016 Kia Rio moving at 1mph, you already should not have that job. Shoot the driver through the windshield? Prison.
Also, shout-out to that sunhatted Boomer lady who was apparently living her best life chilling with the white supremacists at the Metro station.
Honestly don't know how I missed all of these when they were first published. Someone get this man a Pulitzer. (images: Finn Gomez)
Just realized that this person who quote tweeted me with the most embarrassingly illiterate read of the op humanly possible has 76k followers and I want someone to smother me
"Sometimes I think the surest sign Bill Watterson is intelligent is that he's never tried to @ any of us"
All I ask is that Trump's speech tomorrow have the exact same effect as Andrew Johnson's campaign strategy in the 1866 midterms
Funny how his hallucinated fair-goers' fair-going style is exactly the same as his non-hallucinated supporters Capitol-storming style.
Something seemed off to me about the "White House 250" logo. And then, it Hitlered me.
TIL about this fun twist on The Odyssey from Celtic folklore. In this medieval telling Ulysses (Odysseus), having left his dog Argus in the care of an Irish queen he once hooked up with, returns years later thinking the dog long dead. Much to his surprise, he learns she kept Argus alive with magic
Never thought I'd ever go looking for this gif, but I should probably know bluesky better by now.
The BBC tracked down the Iranian guy who makes state propaganda videos using what he calls the "world language" of Lego. www.bbc.com/news/article...