Moose Man

@mooseman

Car lover. Public transit enthusiasts. Cisgender pansexual. He/They. 23.

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Moose Man@mooseman· 26d

TV still with Closed Captions reading “Jesus, I see what you’ve dine for other people, and I want that for me.”

Moose Man@mooseman· Jun 27

Same result, different percentages. Truly what I assume would be the best available option??

Results from britmonkey.com political compass test reading “Your Results” on the scale of Woke to Chud it says poster is 84% woke to 16% chud, on techbro to neo-luddite poster is 41% techbro to 59% neo-luddite, on the scale of hopepilled to doomer poster is 45% hopepilled to 55% doomer, and on the scale of Davos to Dubai poster is 80% Davos to 20% Dubai.

Moose Man@mooseman· Jun 25

Ice/11

Rectangular ice protruding from the mold in a similar manner to how the twin towers looked with the exception one is about an inch shorter than the other

Moose Man@mooseman· Jun 23

Just casually stumbled across a youtube cryptid channel? No channel name, no video name, no description, and the ghost channel is full of them with a glitched name when you go to it’s page

Text to start of the video says “Everything seen in this video is early content

Note that the video that you see today can change from the final piece

Please enjoy this Teaser and the songs shiwn in todays video”

Same frame of the video as the last image but with the time bar pulled up to show no channel image and continuation of no names shown

Moose Man@mooseman· May 30

A good day to turn 23😈

This photo shows an audio-technica AT-LP60X paired with Edifier R1280DBS active speakers on a light green piece of furniture. It has a white Turntable Lab branded slip mat and just finished spinning Peach Pits 7” record containing “Sweet FA” and their first studio release of “Drop the Guillotine”. Under the turntavle there is an orange and blue envelope, stacked in that order too to bottom as well as barely noticeable stickers poking out. Both speakers have manufacturer paper work for both products in front of them. To the right of the frame you can barely make out the backside of Jeff Buckley’s album “Grace”. Above the record player is mostly blank wall space with the exception of a VIP pass barely in frame from a Peach Pits concert.

Moose Man@mooseman· Apr 3

A still of Darth Vader in the distance from the Star Wars show Obi Wan. It is overlayed with the text “hashbrown”.

Moose Man@mooseman· Apr 3

Post something random or you will have an awful April

Close up of a sign in the book section of a Mad Monk store that reads GAY in all caps. The text is white on green.

Moose Man@mooseman· Mar 27

Let’s see what playlist these dumb fucks come up with

Screen shot if Apple Musics “Playlist Playground” where an ai prompt will create a playlist based off of the written text. This prompt reads: “Music that feels like a muscle mommy is dominating me anally”

Moose Man@mooseman· Mar 15

Not a mad cat, but this is my lil baby Georgie

A tortoise-shell cat lying on a cat tree plinth, mouth slightly agape with eyes focused on the photographer behind the phone.

Moose Man@mooseman· Mar 1

Had my fiancee snap a pic of one in action for ya! Frito Lays wrap and everything for this one going north on CA-99. Saw another one maybe 10 minutes later heading south without a trailer. I surprisingly haven’t seen too many broken down, even on mountain passes. Maybe they’ve improved??

A backwards facing shot of multiple vehicles on a freeway. The picture is on the CA-99 North, and intended to highlight a Frito Lays owner Tesla Semi-truck wrapped in a yellow (bottom/front of cab) to orange (back/too of cab) gradient. You also see trees in the background. The semi is going under an overpass structure.

Moose Man@mooseman· Feb 28

Moose Man@mooseman· Jan 26

This song is so unserious

Screen shot of the album art of “Notorius” by Duran Duran while the poster is listening to it.

Moose Man@mooseman· Jan 18

Dear Reddit, Never change.

A reddit dm screen shot reading: “Ok cool. Thanks so much for your feedback it will really help me a lot in the future. I know your a random person but I really hope you have success and good health in life. One last thing I wanna say is a general piece of advice, to look into the religion islam if you have never heard of it before. Thanks again!”

Moose Man@mooseman· Jan 18

Not sure if this is a real movement from the Danes, but as a Californian… this would be my preferred move tbh.

Screen shot from denmarkification.com. It has the Danish flag on the top left, and in the top right it has a three line button to click for menu options and a sun presumably to change from light mode to dark. Further down the screen it has the title “Let’s Buy California from Trump - Denmark’s Next Big Adventure” with the body text reading “Have you ever looked at a map and thought,
"You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates." Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality.
Let's buy California from Donald Trump!
Yes, you heard that right.
California could be ours, and we need your help to make it happen.” Right below the body text, the website claims that “282,301 joined, let’s go to 500,000”.

Moose Man@mooseman· Jan 3

CNN says that Venezuela’s gov itself is unaware if Maduro’s whereabouts. Also, that civilians have been killed

CNN Screenshot reading “US President Donald Trump announced early Saturday morning that the US carried out a "large scale strike against Venezuela" and that Maduro and his wife had been captured and removed from the country.
"We demand immediate proof of life from the government of President Donald Trump regarding the lives of President Maduro and the first lady," Rodríguez said in an audio call to state-run VTV Venezuela.
She added the US attack has cost the lives of officials, military personnel and civilians across the country.”

Moose Man@mooseman· Jan 3

Thank you for following up! CNN confirms dual rotor aircraft was spotted, just to update on the clip I had shared.

Footage verified by CNN shows smoke rising above Caracas, as several dual-rotor helicopters fly over the scene.

The Venezuelan military is not known to operate any dual-rotor aircraft, according to the aviation journal FlightGlobal.

Moose Man@mooseman· Dec 30

The only right answer.

A map of the US States that Moose Man would choose to live, ranked as absolutely (dark green state), willing (light green state), maybe (tan state), reluctantly (orange state), and never (red state). DC is also depicted as a choice.

Moose would absolutely live in California, Oregon, Washington, and Pennsylvania. Moose is willing to live in Vermont, Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, and Wisconsin.

Moose would maybe live in Maine, New Hampshire, New Jersey, DC, New York, Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, North Dakota, Montana, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, Colorado, and Nevada.

Moose would reluctantly live in Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, South Dakota, Wyoming, and Idaho.

Moose would never live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Texas, Alaska, and Hawaii.

Moose Man@mooseman· Dec 23

Update: it’s fucking real

Moose Man@mooseman· Dec 19

This is an hour and forty minutes too local for a skeet from someone idk irl

Bluesky Post by @hausofholes.bsky.social saying ”looking at pictures of shaver lake on google maps what are you doing” followed by hausofholes to say “you don’t have to tell me but you can if you want”

Moose Man@mooseman· Dec 12

STIG mentioned!!1!

The Stig from top gear in the signature all white race suit and helmet. Stig stands cross armed on yellow broken striped tarmac which is surrounded with a green field and trees in the distance.

Moose Man@mooseman· Nov 28

A My Little Pony character crying in the rain. It’s the pink one with blue eyes

Moose Man@mooseman· Nov 6

If anyone is able to pitch in or help, I learned of a transwoman in Texas named Laura needs assistance getting to a Dallas based homeless shelter and eventually to live with her friends in Oregon. Below is her business venmo from a tarot reading stint she had when visiting Oregonian friends.

Moose Man@mooseman· Oct 30

I also bought Mulan today🤪 have it hooked to our other VCR atm and getting a transmitter to have the TV in a separate room than the VCR

CRT hooked up precariously to a separate VCR displaying a frame from Mulan

Moose Man@mooseman· Oct 29

How a real man spends his Tuesday night in California (+ the patches I’m wearing under my eyes to rejuvenate and lift my eyelids so I stay pretty)

Flower printed tray with raised edges holding an open metal twist can of preground Almora hybrid weed, a packed RAW cone and packing stick, and a dispensary branded lighter labeled “Toke Farms”

Moose Man@mooseman· Oct 28

Moose Man@mooseman· Oct 21

Before, during, and after images of my 2013 Yaris’s headlights when I decided to finally restore them. I highly suggest following the ChrisFix method on YouTube. The only step I have left is to wax it tomorrow.

Image of a very foggy headlight housing on a silver/grey 2013 Yaris, passenger side from below-ish, on the side where the yellow reflector is visible, but barely.

A during image of the restoration of the headlight. Same angle, after the fist coat of glossy clearcoat. Already much clearer.

The final image of the headlight, this time angled from above to show off the entirety of the headlight housing after 3 coats of clear coat.

Moose Man@mooseman· Oct 19

Could you inform me of what medication this label is for, I seem to have misplaced my reading glasses

Moose Man@mooseman· Oct 5

Y’know, ACAB and all, but ICE also gassed Chicago PD officers so maybe legal action of some sort will happen there🤷🏻‍♂️

Moose Man@mooseman· Oct 5

Found antisemitic literature while at work today.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb in a quad panel meme, top left and bottom left being to frames of Dr. Doofenshmirtz and right two panels being text. The top frames are Dr. Doofenshmirtz saying “If I had a nickel for every time I’ve found antisemitic literature while at work, I’d have two nickels.” The bottom two are Dr. Doofenshmirtz continuing “Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.”

Moose Man@mooseman· Aug 27

This old Dodge ad feels threatening nowadays…