Mick Lynch's Fan Club
@moreutterpiffle
Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe
I dislike body shaming usually, but I'll make an exception for this cunt. Clearly never missed a meal in his life, but very happy to ensure children do.
Clacton has the opportunity to do the greatest thing EVER.
So, Sky and I now have a crow escort on our walks, so I guess I'm finally Head of Murder?
A very happy #Lottery Day to you all! #ShirleyJackson #TheLottery www.newyorker.com/magazine/194...
Dogzilla refuses to come inside where it is cooler (but will avail herself of her paddling pool but not her special raised and covered bed, the numpty). Will your lad accept frozen stuff? She's super fussy, but I've managed to get her to accept frozen bone broth with chicken in (in a tub. FFS)
A Neighbourhood Gathering is scheduled for next weekend.
Anyway, please enjoy this photo of Sky being utterly baffled by the guy that walked out of the nature reserve wearing a wizard's hat (I guess we could have Nanny Ogg and Greebo-ed it, but loudly yelling out about the nob on the end #Discworld).
We may never find out who was digging in the garden after they used their paddling pool.🤷♀️
Can't work out who dive bombed into the paddling pool. Guess I'll never know. *It's her paddling pool.
It is Youngest's 20th birthday. We have celebrated with a Mum and Youngest Day, which has included teaching her to sew, decorating her burpday cake, watching "The Gay Falcon", and her repeating the unfortunate "actually, according to records, Jeebus would have been born on 17th June" as echolalia.
Good morning only to the random guy who was subjected to a five minute spiel from me on pigeons and why they're so great.
This awesome cartoon from the ever marvelous #TomGauld reminded me to let you guys know about this excellent documentary, #FireOfLove
I've been referred for a shoulder replacement, lads! #FullyBionicBy2027OrBust
I know I listen to #ChuckTingle, but surely that can't have tipped #Audible over the edge to recommend this to me?* *Obviously, I will be listening to this once I've finished my current cryptozoology book. #ZombieVersusFairyFeaturingAlbinos #JamesMarshall
I thought this was really cool, but couldn't understand why you'd want to shit in tandem with anyone. Then I realised it's a massive mirror, and I'm dumb AF. 😭
Vegetarians / vegans : I found this fat to use in baking that claims it is vegan, but it looks a bit gammony to me. Your thoughts?