Mortamar Kahn

@mortamarkahn

Chris, he/him. Mort, it/its. Bipolar Rock'n'roller. Famously Left-Handed and Infamously Leftist. Cubano y Hablo Español. MDNI and NO AI. Polly 2/1 ❤️ @pollyphemeus.bsky.social

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Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· 21d

I'M BACK, AND I'M COMING BACK WITH THE HEAT,THEY FUCKED UP NOW

Bald man enjoying his first cup of freshly brewed Clorox.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jan 30

NOTHING BUT A SPEEDING CAR OR THE EPSTEIN FILES WILL STOP RUDOLH GHOULIANI

AmErIcAs MaYoR Rudy Giuliani looking like a mix of The Mask and Colonel Mustard redrawn with enhanced demon horns with his nussy and gig marks on his forehead highlighted.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jan 30

TrUmP sHoUlD gEt ThE nObEl PeAcE pRiZe Shuuuuut the fuck up.

Mao looking at his phone in disapproval from the hackiest motherfucker, Bill Maher's, skeet.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jan 28

THIS IS WHAT IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE WHEN TOM HOMAN GOES TO FLAVOR TOWN

War criminal Slobodan Praljak drinking the grimace shake before he ate the big shit.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jan 28

TWO BROS THE DEPORTERS IN CHIEF LAUGHING AT A FUNERAL (Carters, holy shit) TOGETHER LIVING IN THE MOMENT

Obama and Trump laughing at Carter's funeral) at how many immigrants and 'terrorists' they've killed.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jan 16

I'M BAAAAAACK WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS?? IS THIS THING ON?? LEONARD GRANT STORY COMIN SOON

Aaron Rodericks, head of 'Trust and Safety' (LMFAO) being his usual dipshit self.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Sep 2

Great points there ol' sport. I counter your point with this....

A bearded, 8 year old informing this poster that I fucked his mother.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Aug 20

This takes me back.....

Former Multiple time WCW Champion Sting hanging with Robocop.

Text says: When you and your homie are on different drugs.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Aug 18

Logging on

Someone vomiting in front of an American flag, no doubt because of all the libs and fascists on here....

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Aug 11

Just remember, corporations kill.....

Person: How's your Monday, unknown social media person?

corpo social media manager: i think im depressed lmao

corpo person again: Hi! Vicky here, Managing director of Socials for Amazon Prime Video. Aplogies for the last message; it won't happen again. We are having a fabulous Monday and hope you are as well!

Commenter: they shot him right at his damn desk...

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Aug 9

I'm kawaii as FUCK.

Mort with his gremlin ears being kawaii as fuck on main.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Aug 7

This article writer microwaving his brain right now.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jul 28

Minoru Suzuki telling this poster to Shut Up. Hopefully you go outside and get hit by a car.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jul 28

EVERGREEN

MAYO PETE'S PROTECT THE RICH

BILLIONAIRES FAVORITE MAYO

BOMBING BROWN PEOPLE AND BEING TRANSPHOBIC WHO KNEW

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jul 20

PBC got vampires fighting for the WBC title that's crazyy....

Omar Salcido pictured with his age listed at 125 years old instead of pounds, whch makes me suspect he is a vampire.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jul 16

TRYIN TO STRIKE A CHORD AND IT'S PROLLY A MINORRRRRRRRRR

The White House with the state-mandated pedophile stickers on them similar to Kendrick Lamar's album cover for Not Like Us.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jul 11

I don't know what you're going on about with the slurs, but this is literally you right now. If you were to look up at the sky during these massive storms, your dumbass would drown.

The OP microwaving his brain with 'Enlightened Centrism'

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jun 12

ARE YOU OR A LOVED ONE EFFECTED BY MESOTHELIOMA? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION. CALL JG WENTWORTH AT

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Jun 7

Who's ready for pride?? I'm the new legendary Joker that turns kings to queens and queens to kings...

Mort as the legendary Trans Joker from the hit video game Balatro (2024)

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· May 30

Beard.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· May 26

AWESOME.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· May 16

Just Obama and Trump, two guys, living in the moment (Jimmy Carter's funeral).

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Apr 24

Swampert smiling and laughing at wolf's post

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Apr 18

I'm back on, oral surgeon appt, errands, then we're back with #FeaturedFriday, then going over that Ashenheart record I've been ITCHING to listen to! See all of yous in a bit 🤘

Chris/Mort, a large bearded man, waiting at the oral surgeon which is taking a goddamn lifetime to call me in.....

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Apr 10

Sugma

Aaron Rodericks looking like a devilish DIPSHIT.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Apr 10

This person's brain being microwaved, animated, 2025.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Apr 9

This is probably the dumbest shit I've read today, and theres ALOT of dumbass libs here....

Anthony Fantano looking in disgust and embarrassment at this dumbass fucking post.

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Apr 9

Holy shit the goatee is SERIOUS also helloe!!

Bald bearded man wishing you a good evening

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Apr 4

HARRIS HONOURED BY WARMONGER CHENEY'S ENDORSEMENT

Mortamar Kahn@mortamarkahn· Apr 4