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Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· 26d

One of these?

A Sonic the Hedgehog electric toothbrush

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· 27d

Some lad from Chernobyl asking about stuff that is OFF THE SCALE.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· 29d

A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Jul 2

Oh boy. Do i have one of those for you.

It is important to highlight that your stoma should not be used for penetrative sex as this could be very dangerous and could cause trauma.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Jun 14

Old woman in an interview who said "you're joking. Not another one"

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Jun 12

Just in case you see the cunt out and about, like. Smug fucker, isn't he?

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Jun 8

Maybe if you were some sort of historian?

A screenshot of the confusingly named 1943: Battle of Midway. It is an air battle taking place exclusively over the sea. There are no distinguishing features geographically.
The Battle of Midway took place in 1942, but this game is a sequel to the game "1942" which is based on the Battle of Midway. So the name "1943: the Battle of midway" is shite.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· May 27

Blocked for this. Sad.

A tweet from @davecakes.bsky.social saying

"Embarring name calling here."

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· May 25

This shirt goes so hard. The back has the names of the people killed during Bloody Sunday.

A shirt that goes insanely hard. It has a picture of the civil rights movement from Northern Ireland on the front and the names of the people killed dur8ng Bloody Sunday on the back.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· May 24

Just saw a Welsh Guinness advert to maybe take the heat away.

A Welsh Guiness advert that says "Guinness yw gwin y gwan"

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· May 24

Going across the piss bridge.

The piss bridge across the river Foyle in Derry.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· May 23

Guess where I am, lxds

The Derry Girls Mural of the Derry Girls, in Derry.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· May 9

No idea who you mean

Some polprof

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· May 8

There was a joke meme about how to draw an owl which led to the creation of the subreddit r/restofthefuckingowl. With this build, we got some good explainer shots to begin with and then he just plonked a whole, fully-formed shark onto it I thought it was funny, rather than annoying, to be clear.

A step by step process on how to draw an owl.

Step 1 draw some circles [and some circles have been drawn that approximately the head and body of the owl]

Step 2 Draw the rest of the fucking owl [and a very detailed very good pencil drawing of an owl is there]

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· May 5

The phrase "get up, go home, I'm opposed to what you're doing" in the burger king font and with a bap round the "get up, go home"

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· May 1

Do they know?

A screen shot from a music app of a band called Goitse.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Apr 29

HA HA HA HA FUCK RIGHT OFF

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Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Apr 26

Nobody has ever said you're not a paedo, either. Much to think about.

A search of Hansard showing that Jonathan Blackmore is, without doubt, considered a paedo by MPs.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Apr 12

No it isn't.

Jabby finger man on Question Time arguing with reality.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Apr 11

A picture of Scott Seiss.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Apr 11

An Al picture of Terry leopard. Completely unnecessary.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Apr 6

Cross community taste testing.

A packet of Nordy Tayto Onion Rings on the left and Irish Tayto "Jonnie Onion Rings" on the right.

Two bowls of Onion Rings crisps. Who knows which way round they are??? (Me. I know which way round they are.)

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Apr 5

Interesting juxtaposition from my phone.

Two consecutive news articles offered to me by my phone. The first about spotty aliens Angine de Poitrine, the second about Biffy Clyro front man Simon Neil.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Apr 5

How did i not see this guy was the bad guy?

A character called Jack Hughes, which i assume is a play on "j'accuse"

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Apr 5

I preferred his great uncle/granddad (can never remember which).

Reg Park playing Hercules in some early 60s film.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Mar 30

My job... is just space.

Ryland Grace from the film Project Hail Mary played by one of the Ryans. Gosling, maybe?

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Mar 29

I don't trust that. Why do you? I've just taken the first one with a big old fucking tick from your link. Has this right been removed?

“The next Labour government will therefore bring about an immediate modernisation, by introducing legislation to remove the right of hereditary peers to sit and vote in the House of Lords”

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Mar 29

Bought some beers before I went away. Just got home and settling down to this one, @stefgotbooted.bsky.social

A can of Never Eat Another Man's Applause IPA from Verdant brewing.

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Mar 27

Got some pwingies

Some pwingies

Moschops 🦕🦖@moschops· Mar 27

Birthday train cans, lxds.

A photo of some train cans, decanted into plastic glasses.