gaster: "DECEMBER. YOU WILL FIND THIS NEXT TRACK VERY, VERY INTERESTING." dess: "please tell me it has more than four notes this time" gaster: "IT HAS MORE THAN FOUR NOTES THIS TIME." dess: "finally, you're learning! lay it on me mystery man" gaster: *plays troubledingle.ogg* dess:

These "Stand users" are Pissing me off

i woke up and chose violence archiveofourown.org/works/88357411

noelle to kris in the chapter 5 weird route

i forgot i had more odette art! twinning tf sequence by @recurrent.bsky.social

and of course no national skunk day celebrations would be complete without once again giving edelgard the Weed That TFs You Into a Skunk (🎨 @birdo.bsky.social)

and even more...

in case you wanted more of odette (as if you wouldn't)...

mina the hollower's ng+ gives you a whole bunch of new weird and silly modifiers you can turn on and off, including a "victorian text" mode adds "thee's" and "hither's" to everyone's dialogue... and just as i was about to complain, i discovered it also changes all other proper nouns to "butt"

everyone always asks "where did you get that information" and "why are you so stoic and emotionally distant" but nobody ever asks "how was the time loop was the time loop fun it looked fun"

undead unluck was so fucking underrated, i recommend it to everyone because i cannot be normal about a story that has a character like this in it

this is leandra! her roommate is an expert in transfiguration magic and likes to practice on her. lately i've been thinking she might be happier as a donkey, so thanks for the chance!

if you're not feeling very patriotic for the 4th of july it's ok, the 4th of july is also my cat's birthday so you can just celebrate marcello's eighteenth birthday instead. i'm saying this now so everyone has a month to prepare

them: "so what did you think when you first played deltarune chapter 3 and saw the knight go into their ball form" me:

lol i forgot to post about the new aria chapter last week! it's a bad situation for our heroes and it's gonna get worse before it gets better, i promise~ archiveofourown.org/works/465114...

honestly with some of the stuff togashi put in the background of the epilogue that obviously would have been a huge part of the story if he weren't severely ill from overwork, you could tell he'd figured out that the bad guys just keep coming because of structural issues shonen punchmans can't fix

watching eyepatch wolf's latest video on yyh and the scene in chapter black he describes where yusuke crashes out is so intensely autobiographical in the context of togashi's burnout that it's hard to believe the frustration he's voicing is like 100% original to the anime dub. this is the manga:

in short, a perfect tf victim i mean subject has to know what this is

me explaining to all the other characters i like why all the tf shenanigans happen to edelgard:

from michael crichton's final book, "next." there's a sentence (mercifully not included in this excerpt) about damage his specifically well below-average penis did to the victim's rectum

marcello loves to lay himself perfectly straight along the entire length of the arm of this particular side of the couch

they would make each other worse

we taught this lightner to understand the politics of the average median voter and she snowgraved herself

a while back someone leaked this release schedule for steel ball run and no one believed it because surely netflix wouldn't be THAT stupid, and welp, as it turns out,

much like the trailers for 2003 "comedy" kangaroo jack, the headline is highly misleading. the kangaroo was not, in fact, wearing shorts at the time of its escape

i think about the undertale!holidays often