Alan Spencer
@mralanspencer
Creator of the TV series "Sledge Hammer!" and "Bullet in the Face".
Officials have been invited to visit Senator Mitch McConnell in his fruit cellar. 🎬🚿
Social Security is expected to run out sooner than expected… bet you can guess why. 💸
MAGA is a cult and Trump is a zombie master. This man is under a spell. 🧟
Since AI is resurrecting deceased action stars to hawk fast food, I nominate… 💥
Taggers keep writing filth on the walls. I don't even bother reading it anymore.
The Secretary of War is participating in clinical trials for a new testosterone replacement therapy developed by InGen.
Update from Mitch McConnell's team: His wife took him out for a walk today.
Mitch McConnell released a statement he's feeling fine, can't wait to get back to work and thinks Donald Trump's White House renovations are "bitchin'." 🤘
Mitch McConnell is fine. His neighbors saw him get picked up by a rideshare this morning. ⚰️
Highlights from the new situation comedy “I’ve Been Right About Everything”😂
Marty Feldman was born on this date 92 years ago in London. After I joined the Writers Guild as a teen, Marty insisted on celebrating at Barney’s Beanery. A waitress took a Polaroid of us that faded over time into imperceptibility. I never threw the photo away and AI digitally restored the image.
MAGA zealots claim pictures of Trump dozing during 4th of July fireworks are doctored, but Getty Images don’t lie.
“If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” ~ George Washington 🧨
The Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library opens in North Dakota.
The White House denied Donald Trump is personally profiting in the Oval Office: “All actions by President Trump and his administration are taken in the best interest of the American people.” 💰
Whatever weight loss drug he’s using was prescribed by David Cronenberg.
Just like his presidency, rehearsals for Trump’s July 4th celebration are falling apart.
"Many presidents have tried to make peace with Iran, and all have failed before me." ~ Donald J. Trump
Mel Brooks turns 100 today and next Saturday the United States celebrates being 250. Right now, the former is in much better shape.