John, George, Paul, or Ringo?

Ask Adam Horowitz though.

The answer is the priest from the Princess Bride and it’s not particularly close but

The Ringer fucking does this.

My copy of @jonnysemicolon.bsky.social 's new book, Hidden Histories of Jazz Age New York, arrived yesterday. When are you getting yours?

No, I don't think so, no thank you.

Fucking gross. Absolutely not.

With a grad school classmate from Brown—in the 1990s.

Uh yeah fuck that.

6 tips to avoid putting on a clown costume and looking like a fucking clown.

As NWA said: We all said, “fuck you, bitch” and kept goin’.

Warriors fans, to Nuggets fans:

Some of us can.

Might go with this one.

My favorite team didn't have a winning record from the year I graduated high school until the year I became a university professor. Then Steph Curry happened, and you bet your ass I cheered for a dominant team.

Right: nobody ever fled a European country to escape political persecution or turmoil, writes a literal professor of public policy in this morning’s paper.

Yes, that certainly would be a relief.

Trying to imagine a major US newspaper with the chutzpah and the principle to email out this headline.

Hmm. I wonder which of the first two items here will be treated as a threat to kids and schools worth clutching our pearls over.

Imagine a mainstream US news source that reported on Trump (let alone Netanyahu) the way Ha’aretz covers Netanyahu.

Gee, I wonder what the pandemic and fentanyl promised London Breed.

We’re going with past tense here, huh?