Made the mistake of trying to walk past Waterstones. Didn't work.
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Jul 7 “I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm”
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Jun 30 Old enough to recognise this as a data centre
Arty Farty@mrfarty· May 26 Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone
Arty Farty@mrfarty· May 16 Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone...
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Apr 14 If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Apr 11 What's the holdup with Artemis? Oh...
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Apr 6 How long until the space toilet packs in for good?
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Mar 20 "You shall not pass in front of Zendaya!"
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Mar 16 Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Mar 13 When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Mar 2 OMG! This definitely looks genuine and not a scam by any means.
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Feb 25 A line delivery you'll never forget?
Kenneth Williams, Carry On Screaming.
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Feb 19 King Charles says he "learned with the deepest concern" of Andrew's arrest, adding "the law must take its course"
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Jan 29 When a stoppable force meets an immovable object.
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Jan 19 "I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Jan 19 Ooh, I recognise the red thing on the lower right. I filled one in Surrey, BC once and this little feller turned up a few minutes later. Bliss!
Arty Farty@mrfarty· Jan 1 Picture of the staff who operate my account.