Mr Hamburger Buns
@mrhamburgerbuns
exclusively bad posts
extremely funny to look like a rejected Golden Girl and be making fun of another guy's manliness
so fucking funny how every 90s band had one of these guys in it regardless of genre
completely off topic but I'm dying to know if you built your hoover personae character off this guy's iconic line delivery #Jaws #AnalyzeFish
@actionboyz.bsky.social I’m watching a Netflix doc where the London police are putting a profile together on a murder suspect and they perfectly described the average ActionBoyz listener
No, I didn't, Janet. I actually found it very useful, Janet.
there's a good jules/vincent pulp fiction joke in there somewhere but it's like travolta tried to steal samuel l. jackson's look but failed in every conceivable way
screw those whiney dorks. this pepperoni pizza I had last month from Sonoma Pizza Co. with ricotta, basil and hot honey added was legit the best pizza I've had in my life. sublime.
we're all relying on you both to take us through a spooky mental haunted house. america needs this.
hot tip I figured out after going through the same run around bullshit trying to find games: go to espn.com on your desktop and they'll show which streaming service has which games.
They got this bish so spun out he’s writing strongly worded letters like he’s Chuck Schumer or some shit
he wrote an autobiography in 1984 and I cannot recommend it highly enough. not only is his life story completely bonkers and compelling but b/c it's written in the first person when you read it you hear Mr. T's voice in your head talking to you the whole time. A++
egg shaped head in the streets, round shaped head in the sheets
@scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social desperately need to know if this is the official jacket of Wet Day or yet another corporation cynically attempting to cash in on the holiest and wettest of holidays
