Keith Taylor
@mrkeithtaylor
Bestselling author of This Is the Way the World Ends: an Oral History of the Zombie War: Anti-Brexit and pro-Free Movement. Denizen of Mongolia Posts:
Hypothetically, if one wished to drive me completely insane, they'd wait until I fell in love with them, get engaged to another guy, book a six week trip to Europe with their fiancé then send and delete multiple messages before I saw them as they departed for the airport. Just hypothetically.
Oh man, I got the boring version with all the zany antics stripped out. I knew I should be more drunk when I go book shopping.
Shoutout to @nebula.tv for sending me a renewal notice two weeks ahead of time rather than the usual "ha ha, we just debited your account and there's nothing you can do about it, loser" you get from most subscription services. Yes, I'll be supporting you fine people for another year.
This is wonderful from @bjennings90.bsky.social for The Guardian. [whispering] Merry birthmas, Sir David
Correction: you can't be 'ambushed' when you go into someone's home and try to kill them. Those elephants were simply standing their ground.
Donovan didn't choose the wrong grail. He just chose the Christopher Lloyd cup instead of the Jesus mug
Normalising throwing predators out of the bar. One strike and you're out. No soup for you.
Sloooooowly getting better. Not ready for anything yet but I was hit on by several women in the bar last night, which really fucking helps the healing. Then I checked IG for reels she liked because I’m a self sabotaging masochist idiot. Unrequited love in the social media era is a shit show.
"Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous—whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light... And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way... Sounds interesting." — Doctor Trump
This terrifying stream of consciousness from a woman I took home a few weeks ago. I was very drunk and thought she was just quirky and excitable. I’ve since been told she’s probably off her meds.
www.amazon.com/dp/B074JXHFYK/ I've written plenty but this is the one I'm most proud of. If you liked Max Brooks' World War Z you'll probably be into this, because... well, because it's a direct homage to that masterpiece, written in the same epistolary style.
I was feeling pretty pleased about my fitness level as a 44 year old yesterday, and then my friend’s 19 year old son showed up. He sat up too quickly once so now he has a six pack.
I caught a very bad case of Emperor Palpatine lighting last night, combined with alcohol and my terribly advanced age, but good god does she look beautiful. Wardrobe by my questionable vintage eBay taste. She wears an old Ralph Lauren cashmere blazer of mine and looks better than I ever did in it.
100ml is just a European way of saying 3.4oz, sir. Yes, I know. Numbers are hard.
Here's a beautifully shot image of Mola Ram. It's an arty choke heart.
New pair of Zabattigli espadrilles arrived, handmade in Capri. This means that summer is coming and it's once again time to dress like an insufferable Dickie Greenleaf fop.
Name a performer you’re always happy to see in a film or series Jared Harris improves everything he's in.
Treated myself to a bouquet of flowers, but I have a big ugly graze on my forehead so I tried to use my body language to make it clear to the florist that this isn't an apology for having a fist fight with my non-existent wife. Not sure I pulled it off.
Slipped and got a good whack on the head last night. Posted to IG with the caption 'OK, ice, I'm ready for you to fuck off now' and had to think for a moment before figuring out why a warning popped up that read 'this is similar to comments that have been reported'. Because I live in a sane country.
So bored and uninspired today I spent several hours weaving a candle coaster from scraps. I need something to do.
I'm wondering why he's always advertising a mid-tier French bakery chain. It's the same damned typeface.
It was the work of five minutes to find multiple BEAVE-featured starter packs that refute this. I'll see you in court.
The spectrum of typical men’s and women’s hair lengths meets right at the point where my ‘longest it’s been since my 20s’ meets her ‘spunky, choppy, bravely short cut to let everyone know she’s out of the closet’.