Mike Wilson (@mrmgwilson) · DIRTY

Mike Wilson

@mrmgwilson

Too cold to know that I ain’t old enough, too grown to know that I ain’t growing up.

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Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· 1d

Hi, I’m Joshua Baez. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer’s yes. I am the greatest player in MLB history.

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· 2d

The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion album by The Black Crowes

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· 4d

Post a 90s movie soundtrack you love.

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· 7d

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· 16d

Picture of Larry Bird with caption “Meet Larry birds repulsive wife”

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· 22d

A handgun pointed at the sun

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· 27d

His name is Homer does that count

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jul 17

Samantha Fulnecky with a full-on thousand-yard stare

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jul 15

Three guys go fishing

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jul 9

Brooklyn Nine-Nine three panel meme. First panel is poster of Mitch McConnell on a poster that says “I’m happy, healthy and alive.” Second panel is Jake Peralta with caption that says “Oh, Mitch dead.” Third panel is Charles Boyle replying with caption that says “Mitch real dead.”

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jul 5

Never realized before how much AJ Pierzynski looks like JD Vance (Derogatory)

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jul 2

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

Rick Sanchez: your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer!

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jul 2

Same logic

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jul 1

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jun 28

Ironically, Homer is absolutely the closer. Focused on the task at hand. Unflappable.

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jun 22

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jun 22

Now that I got a 162-0 on Diamond Draft, I’m going to commit my time to creating teams with players whose names are goofy and/or dirty

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jun 21

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image

Kent Brockman screencap with Simpsons font: “I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.”

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jun 18

St. Louis Cardinals legend Jon Lester

Jon Lester pitching for the Saint Louis Cardinals

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jun 17

Name a tv show you’re positive no one remembers but you

Title card for Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jun 16

I mean…

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jun 10

Oh damn

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jun 8

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Jun 5

I got my first 82-0 this morning!

82-0 team from 82-0.com

Kevin Johnson (80s Phoenix)
Luka Dončić (20s Dallas)
Jimmy Butler (20s Miami)
Shawn Kemp (90s Cleveland)
Wilt Chamberlain (60s Golden State)

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· May 30

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Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· May 23

I farted so hard I almost flew off the toilet

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· May 16

Scrolled way too quickly and thought these were related at first lol

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· May 15

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

A picture of The Undertaker looking particularly like Kelsey Grammer with caption “Niles this is the worst idea you’ve ever had”

Mike Wilson@mrmgwilson· Apr 29