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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)

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Feeling less human. Has 9 toes and a T1D. He/Him/They/Them. 38 and Surrounded By CORN. Pan. Discord: _mrstormy

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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 20d

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 20d

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 21d

🎶 I'm on TV. I'm on radio. I'm on the combination TV and radio. 🎶

"They got every podcaster and basement-dweller in the country at this meeting with credentials, and he wants to come after the Legend,' Legend said. "Im on TV. I'm on radio. I think he's got a problem with the Legend personally, and I think this is discriminatory."

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 22d

Lol

Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise "millions of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 22d

80,000 inspirational sports stories easily out there to search for and Sirianni has to use ChatGPT to find one

That's why Sirianni logged into the artificial intelligence chatbot on a Monday in June - a program he knew so little about that he couldn't get the name right - and began his research with a prompt: "Give me a great relentless effort true sports story."

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 23d

This makes me think of Brett Goldstein's pitch for a Goodfellas remake

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 23d

I mean...

Drew Romo's last 5 games...

Last 5 Games
Glossary
Date
AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB
2026-07-11
300
O
3
2026-07-09
2 0 0
0
0
0
0 O
2026-07-04
201
O
o
O
2
O
2026-07-01
300 0
0
O
2026-06-27
2000000010

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 27d

S tier Simpsons cameo

Barney Gumble standing next to Linda Ronstadt, who is holding a baseball bat. Barney says "Wow! Linda Ronstadt!"

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 28d

We can't even get a Melvin and the Squirrels film

Bart Simpsom holds up an album that is called Melvin and the Squirrels. The album cover features 3 squirrels stacked on top of each other while a guy sternly stands behind them

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 28d

As per usual, Clark could not be bothered to put on a pair of pants

Southpaw the White Sox mascot poses for a picture with Clark the Cub. Both are wearing a blue jacket with white stars on. Southpaw is wearing red shorts. Clark is not wearing pants.

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· 29d

Your fave wrestler could NEVER

Minoru Suzuki wearing Ed, Edd, n Eddy purple socks. It is his STANCE for today

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jul 10

Oh no, Willy didn't make it

Homer Simpson grimaces on the hotel bed while watching FREE WILLY

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jul 7

I mean...

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jul 4

May you all have the chance to eat 351 hot dogs today

Dr. Langdon wearing dark blue scrubs and a stethoscope around his neck asking "351 hot dogs?"

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jul 3

Oh god...does this mean Travis Kelce is gonna die in a plane crash!?

Composite: Getty Images.
CULTURE
Taylor Swift's Madison Square Wedding Might Be an Elizabeth Taylor Easter Egg

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jul 1

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 30

I... @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us

Team Sand Follow . 7h
...
Suns out, guns out CO
I LOST MY SLEEVES INA ROB SAND AUDIT G ROB SAND GOVERNOR FOR
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 27

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 27

Testudo, the Marshall University Thundering Herd mascot

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 23

My favorite Huey Long story

^ Huey Long incident
Throughout Lawrence "Biff" Jones' head coaching career at LSU, U.S. Senator Huey F _ong had reportedly interfered with his decision-making and recruiting.(14] At halftime of LSU's 1934 final home game against Dregon, with the Tigers trailing 13-0, Long approached the team's locker room and demanded to speak with the team.[151 Tired of Long's meddling with the team, Jones nformed the Senator that he would quit after the game, 'win, lose, or draw."[16] The Tigers would come back and defeat the Ducks 14- 13, and Jones would make good on his promise, leaving the program to coach the Oklahoma Sooners and later the Nebraska Cornhuskers. Bernie Moore, LSU's track anc field coach, would take over the head footbal coach position. Moore had coached LSU to the NCAA track and field championship ir 1933.[17] Both Jones and Moore would winc up being elected to the College Football Hall Fame. [18][19]
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 20

I think about this tweet often

Adam Goodell @adamgoodell

The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your
in local elections.
20:32-20 0ct17

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 19

I just get this vibe from the glasses, Darth

Bart Simpson sitting next to Milhouse. Bart is wearing large glasses

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 19

I mean.....

Bart Simpson wearing large glasses

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 19

A man from the show Peaky Blinders yelling at his crew. He is yelling "No butthole cut" repeatedly.

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 14

I mean.....

Walter Matthau peeking through the door at the end of The Taking of Pelham 123

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 12

This might be the funniest Bob Feller story I've ever heard.

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 4

When you're in the mood to watch a little Knightboat

We now return to Knightboat, the crime-solving boat.

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 3

I....what exactly is this, Cubs?

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 3

16-1 works I guess

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)@mrnos· Jun 3

This is the worst team that I've been able to come up with thus far

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