Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it

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(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I've seen shit that'll shock ya eyelids. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· 25d

living the dream in Ireland!

sign at a store reading "Bath Sponge W. Massage 4 Ass. €1"

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· 25d

my bank has never understood me

purchase protection screen reading "Is this your purchase? £98.00 Crystal Maze Man"

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· 25d

I went here and everyone knew my uncle Jim

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· 26d

Central Cork vegetarian Italian food at Sonflour they lightly fry their garlic bread until it caramelizes, so it is a little sweet. and the tiramisu is fully vegan!

two pieces of sweet garlic bread with huge basil leaves and some garlic cloves studding the bread

mashed potato stuffed ravioli topped with roasted cherry tomatoes, eggplant, and walnuts

focaccia topped with pesto, cream sauce, fried diced potatoes, and edible flowers

a cup of tiramisu topped with cocoa powder and mint leaves

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· 27d

nearby to Cork, a restaurant called The Bosun, which was very well priced and had excellent specials Fried Brie with Soy Vinaigrette Salmon, Cod, and Hake trio with vegetables and mash Chocolate Sauced Profiteroles with vanilla ice cream Pimm's Cup

four wedges of panko breaded and fried Brie with a side salad and some vinaigrette

three pieces of fish with crispy skin in a cream sauce near a dish of mashed potatoes, a dish of vegetables, and half a remaining Murphy's stout

cream puffs in whipped cream with chocolate syrup, and vanilla ice cream in back

a glass of gin with fruit syrup and a big orange slice and a stripey red straw. this is still not the Pimm's Cup experience I need and I will continue trying

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· 28d

more Cork food! Pork & Duck Terrine with Apple Walnut Ketchup Monkfish with Langoustine Sauce Focaccia Ice Cream with Beamish Stout Caramel Curtain Call cocktail

a slice of meat terrine with some vegetables on top, dusted with thyme, next to a blob of dark ketchup

pieces of roast white fish in a creamy orange sauce with some small roasted mushrooms and greens. I do not know what the green blob at 12 o'clock is

ice cream dotted with crispy olive oil bread croutons and a pool of dark beer caramel

Hennessy Cognac with mascarpone, hazelnut, demerara sugar and coffee

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· 28d

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· 28d

ok give me a fucking break @safety.bsky.app

bluesky thinks I'm in Texas "based on my network" and wants me to verify my age

Phil has swiped down to show his network is literally "eir" from Ireland and Google is showing the local temperature in Cork

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· 29d

also they had cocktails, here is the Jasmine High Tea

a dessicated lemon in a glass of gin, jasmine syrup, rose water, orange blossom and lemon juice, and soda

cocktail list

BASIL ROUGE

Planteray 5yr rum, strawberry, homemade basil infusion, fresh lime juice

JASMINE HIGH TEA

Maharani Gin, house made jasmine syrup, rose water, orange blossom & lemon juice topped with soda water

SPICY MANGO-RITA

Chipotle infused spicy tequila, house made triple sec, mango purée, lime juice with a Tajin rim

BOHEMIAN RASPBERRY

Lychee infused vodka shaken with homemade vanilla raspberry coulis, pineapple juice and lime juice finished with prosecco and raspberry dust

CHERRY MANHATTAN

Buffalo Trace bourbon, Martini dry, house made cherry syrup and lemon juice

BOUNTY HUNTER

Planteray pineapple rum, Planteray dark rum, pineapple juice, house made passionfruit purée, lime juice

DESSERT COCKTAIL:

MIDNIGHT VELVET

Buffalo Trace bourbon, house made coffee Liquor & cardamon syrup, decaf cold brew coffee & a vanilla cream float

MOCKTAILS

ELDERFLOWER BLISS

Gordons 0.0. elderflower cordial, demerara sugar syrup, lemon juice, non-alcoholic prosecco

MANGO NOJITO

fresh mint & lime juice House made mango purée & mint cordial.

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· 29d

Cork, Ireland food - Market Lane this place had so many delicious looking options that it was extremely difficult, and I left overstuffed. pictured here are Heirloom Carrot Tarte Tatin, Fish Curry with Sultana Crispy Rice, and Vanilla & Orange Bread & Butter Pudding with custard and whipped cream

colorful heirloom carrots on a piece of pastry, topped with yogurt and candied walnuts, encircled with pesto

fish curry with pickled cabbage to the side

fish curry next to a bowl of golden raisins in lightly toasted rice. a lime wedge is in between. you can just barely see a side dish plate of triple-cooked chips/fries with garlic aioli

a piece of bread pudding, browned on top, some golden raisins poking out, next to a small pitcher of vanilla custard and a scoop of whipped cream

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· Jul 11

great news I took a picture of their milkshake menu

SUPER SPECIAL SHAKES menu
Bananas About Nuts
Cookie Monster
Banoffee Blitz
The Biscoff Babe
The Fudging Best
Kinder Kraze
The Wake Up
The Pink Lady
ALCO SHAKES
The Hair of the Dog
The Drunken Maggie

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· Jul 11

Belfast Foods Peanut Curry, miso caramel ice cream & sea salt peanut butter fudge, and a drink called Peach Better Have My Money from vegan cafe Jumon, and a chocolate chip cookie milkshake from Maggie Mays because naturally I needed more ice cream

peanut butter curry sauce with bok choy, broccoli, peanuts, lime, mushrooms, tofu and ramen noodles

miso caramel and cornflake topped ice cream next to sea salt topped fudge

towering milkshake with whipped cream, toffee caramel, and an Oreo on top

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· Jul 10

there were THREE of them

three whiskies, Bushmills Black Bush, Bushmills 10 Year Old Malt, and Bushmills Distillery Reserve

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· Jul 9

Edmund Pevensie was right, I'd betray all of y'all to ride around in a sleigh and eat this

box of Turkish Delight, "Lokum" a special Turkish sweet well known all around the world with the authentic taste of Anatolia

a clear plastic container with several rolled marshmallows and jelly filled with toasted coconut and hazelnuts

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· Jul 8

The Ginger Bistro, Belfast I can't even think I am so full and it was so good

panko battered pineapple spear on a piece of roasted pork belly, on a pineapple and pickled carrot salad

incredibly good fried mushrooms with truffle oil mayonnaise and shaved parmesan

roasted sea bass on mashed potatoes with broccoli, chorizo, and almonds on a romesco sauce

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it@msico· Jul 8

Scotland has been absolutely lovely but it's time to cross over to the next country. this was quite a nice ferry ride! definitely the closest I'll ever get to going on a cruise. apparently there can be an issue where the ferry goes around and around in a circle. locals call it a "Ferry Ring"