Just had this from my daughter and I can’t stop laughing at the chaos of it

LOL, not enough respect to turn down the Saudi money though.

*arrives here for the evening*

Hang it in the Louvre

Good morning to Pedro Porro

(Said t-shirt and said Dad)

No football today, lads

I assume Quansah will be allowed to carry on playing?

Grass seed in ear. Some regrets about running through the field he was told to get out of 864 times

Guess who’s once again insisting it’s teatime

Hydration break

Hydration break

Firstly, WTF, secondly why the fuck is the algorithm thinking I’d be interested?

Went for a swim this morning and met this excellent loon

Hydration break

Good morning to Djed Spence and Djed Spence only

I adore him. DGAF King.

Hydration break

Hydration break

18 years gone, some Fathers Days are fine and others, like this year, are really sad. I always loved watching a World Cup with him

That countdown though

Tuchel to Anthony Gordon at half time

A dog telling her owner that it is in fact 5.22pm and therefore 22 minutes past her dinner time

I dunno but this might be my new fave image ever