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Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!

@mtgdad

I'm the 'MAKE GOBLIN KING NOBLE' person. Decertified MTG L2 he/him Co-Host of JudgeCast:

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Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 13d

Day 248! @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Cat looking down and saying pathetic - it is judging the viewer.

The caption is Goblin King still isn't noble??

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 14d

Day 347! That is...if I had hair. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

A muppet with wild hair and the caption: my hair the day they make Goblin King noble.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 15d

Magic The Gathering players who love a good conspiracy theory: This is proof we get a My Little Pony UB set in 2027-2028! Seanan is warming up her writing chops on a comic, then she'll get the Magic Story gig for the set!!

Conspiracy theorist connects the dots.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 16d

ngl, I love @scryfall.com

Loading page of Scryfall shows Goblin King along with other cards that match the themes and characters of The Hobbit.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 16d

Day 346! Minions! @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

A lost in the woods Minion: 'Even this lost Minion knows Goblin King is noble.'

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 17d

Day 345! This counts as my airport AMA. Boarding soon, act fast. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Weird SpongeBob meme with Gary in a wizards costume (he's a snail) is reading a book to SpongeBob.

It's captioned as and so it was written, one day WotC would recognize the nobility in all Kings.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 18d

Day 344! This dude gets it. Play that funky music! @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Person listening to people clamoring for Goblin King to be made noble.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 19d

Day 343! Aliens KNOW. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Weird meta humanoid looking person/alien with a stretched face from nose to eyes.

Would this face lie to you? GOBLIN KING IS NOBLE.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 20d

Day 342! I'm a goblin truther. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

SpongeBob in handcuffs that can't hold him. Caption is WotC, holding onto the belief that Goblin King isn't noble.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 21d

I'm trying to determine what feature makes this noble and not Goblin King. Is it because it's Tolkien? Feels soft, I mean, if the grand daddy of high fantasy thought an early iteration was noble, why not Goblin King? Is it the stare from on high? Can't be, Goblin King has been pictured thusly.

Magic The Gathering card The Great Goblin.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 21d

Amended.

Leeloo Dallas Multipass is pictured. A short haired tan color mixed breed.

She is fast. She is fierce. She is a cuddler.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 21d

Day 341! Science will be the solution! @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

A scientist in a labcoat is pictured. The phrase, One of the many people exploring ways to make Goblin King noble is above their head.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 22d

Day 340! Jimothy is a real one for this. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg #jimothy

A chonker of a raccoon caught on film in a funny pose at a less that flattering angle has been dubbed Jimothy after a sighting in the Seattle area. He says: make Goblin King noble.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 23d

Day 339! I hear we like Sonic. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Praying Sonic the Hedgehog is saying just once give me Noble errata.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 24d

Day 338! Here's Nyan Cat, with their good friend DeathMetalWaffleDoom Cat. Or whatever they are called. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Poor Nyan Cat (WotC) is happily flying across the sky, unaware that I'm going to ask why Goblin King isn't noble yet. Oh, I should mention I'm some kind of black waffle bodied cat about to pounce.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 25d

Day 337! Accurate. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

2 panel thing where a lady says she doesn't need religion or a god to give her life meaning, because Goblin King gives it meaning.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 26d

Day 336! Heya #MCAmsterdam, how's it going? @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Paul Revere's Ride, reimagined with hi. Saying Goblin King is Noble!

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 27d

Day 335! Home stretch! @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Person holds 2 clear plastic CDs, one has what looks like a star chart imprinted. The clear one is a random song. The fancy, pretty one is a song about Goblin King being noble.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 28d

Magic The Gathering card Impact Tremors, with alt art by Matteo Marjoram. Art is at a dutch angle looking up at a stylized tower that appears to be exploding or having some structural issue.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 28d

Day 334! I don't create the memes, I just liberate them and try to make them work for me. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

WotC is some weird werewolf looking thing and I'm a dog protecting a flock in this painting. Don't know how to describe it better than that.

Oh, and I'm protecting the flock by asking about Goblin King.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 29d

Look upon her.

Borg Queen, Perfection Manifest
{4}{B}{B}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Borg Noble

Artifact creatures you control get +2/+0.

When Borg Queen enters, assimilate target creature card from an opponent’s graveyard. (Put it onto the battlefield under your control with a +1/+1 counter. It’s a Borg artifact creature and loses all other creature types.)

“I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. I am the Borg.”

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· 29d

Day 333! I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Picture (painting?) of a pyramid in the desert with people working below.

Text is: How tf did they build this without any noble Goblin Kings?

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· Jul 13

Day 332! I wonder that too, monkey. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Monkey looks quizzical/reflective as they contemplate the eternal question.

What if they made Goblin King noble?

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· Jul 13

GOT THERE. Will be flipping to the Singularity tonight. @tayatranscends.bsky.social

GOBLIN KING IS A NOBLE!

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· Jul 12

Oh. We are SO GONNA EARN THIS ACHIEVEMENT! LET'S GO!! @tayatranscends.bsky.social

Achievement title is GOBLIN KING IS A NOBLE.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· Jul 12

Day 331! Don't worry Woody, I just want to have a chat. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Woody (WotC) is hiding from a scary person - me, asking about Goblin King.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· Jul 11

Weird stats about a goblin game.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· Jul 11

Day 330! This movie creeped me out. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Still from Weapon of a child running across a street at night backlight. It's me on my way to the house where they have a noble Goblin King.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· Jul 10

Day 329! He's not wrong. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Painting of Karl Marx??? standing and giving a speech to a crowd. Mr Marx is saying 'Y'all deserve a noble Goblin King. The crowd is 'Goblin fans, everywhere'

I don't know where Mr Marx picked up a southern accent.

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!@mtgdad· Jul 9

Day 328! Relentless am I. @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

One soccer player in Norway's NT kit chases down another player on the pitch that has the ball.

The player with the ball is WotC. I am chasing them down by asking about Goblin King. Again.

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