Mike Maloney
@mtmaloney
@mtmaloney at all relevant social medias I once worked on Chronologically LOST.
An exclusive photograph of Mitch's team transporting him home from the rehab center.
YouTube engineer Cristos Goodrow is an absolute clown. 5-6 hours per day? www.law360.com/classaction/...
"Of course we didn't commit a crime, you would know if we had because we would have made way more money" is a hell of a defense.
A “video analysis”? What exactly needed to be part of this analysis beyond “watching the video”? It’s about as clear cut of a murder caught on tape as you can get.
something something of the people, by the people, for the people... FDA Slow Walking a Long-Awaited Abortion Pill Safety Study: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Oh good, the guy who complicitly helped RFK get approved to oversee the FDA (and current vaccine standards) is seeing the consequences of his actions and choosing to...tweet about it? That's great Senator, I'm sure that'll do the trick. A true man of action.
Some additional context on the new monster heading up ACIP (courtesy of @endpts.com):
Foreign leaders literally have a kids menu for Trump to eat from when he visits. The article itself is very funny, with beautiful pictures of the decadent food that was prepared. The hamburgers somehow didn't make the cut.
Dumb as a rock. Every day, it's something showing how stupid he is. "Just charge other countries more money for your drugs" Wow, what a brilliant idea, pharma companies have never tried that before. You did it, you solved the drug cost crisis! Absolute moron. (headline courtesy of @statnews.com)
Some anti-fascist propaganda is on the menu for tonight. #TheSoundOfMusic
Now this is how you do a headline. Shout out @sabs.bsky.social and her piece on Defector where you can read everything you ever wanted to know about the Saccorhytus: defector.com/was-this-hal... (h/t @statnews.bsky.social)
Seeing these articles listed back-to-back in an email this morning is *chef's kiss*
I'm sorry Bears fans. While I relish in all of your team's (many) failures, I do feel sorry for the fan base. Has to be a truly rough fan experience, and stuff like this wouldn't really have me full of optimism for next season. But who knows, maybe they'll find someone.
RIP Bob Love. Not old enough to have ever seen him play, but I did just so happen to be at the game where he got married to his wife on the court at half time. And they had stayed married for the last 30 years!
Water cremation means...just pouring grandma down the drain once we're done with her? Calling the remains "a liquid" is very vague and not at all comforting.
I wonder if there's an account that just posts shots of Victor Wembanyama driving to the lane wide open for a lob and being completely ignored. In this edition, here's Harrison Barnes not only completely ignoring Wemby on the pick & roll, but then decides to try and shoot it into triple coverage.