
Putting on my ‘let’s smash Monday’ face

What is it about creepy cunts and fat, deformed fingers?

Gets up, looks at Sundays to-do list


Dear residents of America and the U.K. especially Clacton on Sea

Happy birthday to you and your penis

Keep your face always toward the sunshine – and shadows will fall behind you. Walt Whitman

Off for a walk, laters bitches

Post a photo from your twink era

Me when somebody tries to talk to me about ‘The Match’ last night

Companies one day after pride month ends