Immortal Grapefruit Technique

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Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· 23d

FINE, MOM

A four panel comic that's not Loss:
Panel 1: Dr. Kermit says "Your labs came back. I'm afraid it's metastatic cancer. You're dying."
Panel 2: His patient, maybe she's supposed to be me? I'm not clear myself, says "So would you say it's a terminal FROG-nosis?"
Panel 3: Kermit makes a scrunchy face
Panel 4: Dr. Kermit gestures to Dr. Miss Piggy, entering, and says "I'd like to refer you to my colleague, an oink-ologist"

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jul 6

my favorite thing ive ever drawn is relevant again #SGDQ2026

Fox Tunic speaking in non-english glyphs and brandishing a gun, rendered to resemble Kermit With A Gun.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jul 6

i dont remember why i made this

Klonoa says "hey guys". a figure points at them and says "cloaca". klonoa responds "not what i'm called"

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jul 4

Two panels. In the top, two women are looking judgemental. One is saying "Are you wearing the-?" In the bottom, another woman is sitting at a desk, with the denim fursuit head crudely edited on. She's saying "The jursuit head? Yeah, I am."

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jun 28

some of you bitches

According to Eustathius, Tiresias was originally a woman who promised Apollo her favours in exchange for musical lessons, only to reject him afterwards. She was turned by Apollo into a man, then again a woman under unclear circumstances, then a man by the offended Hera, then into a woman by Zeus. She became a man once again after an encounter with the Muses, until finally Aphrodite turned him into a woman again and then into a mouse.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jun 24

A still from Naked Gun. Two older men are in a car, looking ahead with serious expressions and 1980s police procedural stylings. A caption informs us one is saying "Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her."

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jun 18

Today, June 18th, 2026, marks the third anniversary of the Oceangate sub implosion. Also, the Yugioh card game revealed this funky fella:

A Yugioh card with Japanese text, featuring a submersible that very vaguely resembles the infamous Oceangate deathtrap.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jun 16

happy woke 2 everyone

A screencap of my post, reading "Under Woke 2, Nancy will return to its roots and be renamed "Fritzi Ritz, Bisexual Menace".

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jun 14

a dog with a crude speech bubble, implying they are saying the above post

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Mar 30

wow i love literature

A picture of the cover of The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, edited so the title reads "The Brothers Blowjob". The background art is a painting of two men seated side-by-side in flowing black clothing. Both have long curly hair and full beards. The one on the left has a slightly surprised, gormless expression and is wearing an ornate cross around his neck, while the one on the right has glasses and a prying stare toward the viewer.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Mar 29

Breaking: Local Cat Covers Face With Paws

A white cat on a rumpled blue bedspread. She's curled in a ball and has both her front paws wrapped over her face in what is either an attempt to block out light or an expression of deep shame.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Mar 14

A movie poster for Crank, tagline "You stop you die". Jason Statham is posing with a gun jasonstathamly above an assortment of 00s-era indistinct, grey action shots.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Mar 8

Toriyama's rough first sketch of the Dragon Quest slime, which differs only from the decades-old icon in that it's a pale pink instead of a light blue. It's a fat, rounded tear-drop shape with a wide smile and vacant but happy eyes. He really just reached out and drew God's perfect shape off the cuff. Legendary.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Feb 23

i have confounding news for you

A promo still (possibly a box set cover?) for Mrs. Columbo, a series which in its short life was also known as Kate Columbo, Detective Kate, and Kate Loves a Mystery. Mrs. Columbo herself, portrayed by beloved actress Kate Mulgrew, wears a green sleeveless dress and is posing with hand on her hip in front of a smoggy palm-filled tree line, with a classic car in the mid-ground

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Feb 9

Oh, you didn't get me anything for Meat Day? No. No it's okay. I didn't really expect anything. It's FINE.

A still from Fullmetal Alchemist, two muscular men are sharing a handshake in front of a poster which reads "2/9 Meat Day", which could variously be understood to mean February 9th or September 2nd. Two Meat Days per year, what value!

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Feb 1

same moth!

A two-foot-long yellow and pink moth plushie, perched atop the head of a giant pig plush, among a pile of various stuffed animals.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jan 18

Consider this face

A white cat laying on the edge of a blue bed, front paws together in supplication and head tilted in a calculated display of cuteness.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jan 14

She is the moment.

A red-lipped batfish, a flat, grey-green fish that appears to have a serious, frowning expression and exaggerated plush red lips, which has been edited with hoop earrings, a pair of hands with ornate fingernails, and false eyelashes.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jan 8

she saw me take out a hair tie

A white cat, sitting politely and staring forward and upward with a face of absolute fascination and desire.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Dec 13

A cropped view of the image in the quoted post, showing the CVS hamacy front. The view serves as a background for a single-panel comic. Two background Heathcliff characters are talking to each other: the caption reads "It's a hamacy now". Heathcliff and his lady cat friend are dancing in the foreground, wearing their pink Ham and Honey Ham helmets, respectively.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Dec 1

A manga panel with words obviously removed, so a person is saying "Mahjong causes great to the human spirit with benefit." The person had a dark, displeased expression, but their frown has been turned upside down into a smile, giving it more of an air of rakish glee.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Nov 20

have you ever been so sleepy

A white cat contorted into an S shape, sleeping on a blue and purple bedspread and using a pillow as a pillow. She thinks she's people!

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Nov 13

same hat!

A white cat curled into a circle on a purple-pillow. Her paw is tucked over her face to block the light, and a single pink ear breaks the silhouette.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Nov 12

A crudely edited Tumblr post from user, powerfrog, which reads "everyone who has ever had sex was a clownfucker"

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Aug 8

🍤

A white cat curled up on a blue bedspread. She has tucked her legs together so that her silhouette resembles a fried shrimp.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Aug 7

June 25's Heathcliff. Bipedal orange and white cats are holding hands on a sidewalk in front of a deli. They're wearing pink helmets labeled "Ham" and "Honey Ham", respectively. Two deli employees stand outside, observing. One is speaking. The caption reads, "I got my wife that helmet."

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jul 31

Even moreso, Vile Vendor. It appears as a completely functional vending machine, only notable in that it stocks the best healing item in the game--until you win the bonus prize, when it reveals itself and attacks you.

A DS screenshot showing a vending machine input. The text box at the bottom, triggered by winning the bonus prize, reads "Congratulations human! I will gift you with death!"

An RPG battle screenshot. On the right is a party, on the left is a vending machine with robot arms, eye stalks, tank treads, and a nasty set of teeth over its dispensing slot.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jul 31

Metal Max 2: Reloaded continues the series tradition of outlandish monsters, including Mimic Stairs, an apparently normal staircase that jumps you if you try to climb it.

An screenshot of an RPG battle screen. A party is arranged on the right, while a betoothed staircase stares them down on the left. "Mimic Stairs has appeared!" appears in a text box at the bottom on the screen.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jul 23

Hades 2 updated today, dropping a VERY non-descript "Updated voiceover for Athena" buried way down the page. Marin Miller is now only credited for their work for "Additional Voices" and Athena is voiced by Ethel Cutler, an unknown to me.

A screencap of Hades 2's credits page, showing Ethel Cutler as voicing Athena and Marin Miller as voicing Additional Voices.

Immortal Grapefruit Technique@murdershetwote· Jun 30