RabidBadger

@murdling

Big fatass badger in my forties. I write things. I also do digital and pixel art. I love stories, movies, comics, video games, all those lovely things that make the inexorable passing of years more bearable.

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RabidBadger@murdling· 17d

Bundt here is definitely good for fattening shenanigans :3

RabidBadger@murdling· 21d

Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? (It's terrifying that I had to pick between this and Shrek but, as a fatty, second breakfast felt more personally meaningful to me.)

RabidBadger@murdling· 27d

So I recently got some heckin fabulous art of my rabbit, Bundt! Really great work by @glazfox.bsky.social that I then took some time to color afterward.

RabidBadger@murdling· 27d

If you see this, post something pink! >:3

RabidBadger@murdling· Jul 2

RabidBadger@murdling· Jun 24

Congrats on hitting 4k over here!

RabidBadger@murdling· Jun 20

I went and got myself ready for this year's Artfight! Did a bit of updating and added two new characters. artfight.net/~Murdling #ArtFight #TeamComedy

RabidBadger@murdling· Jun 19

Regina is a bit of a tyrant to her office but she's good at her job. But what if she was.. softer? Like a lot softer, and the size of a small swimming pool. Full story here: www.furaffinity.net/view/65396412/

“I assure you, ma'am, that nobody is talking about your figure behind your back. That would both be foolish and a breach of company policy, not to mention etiquette. The only-”

Regina squinted straight at Mortimer and put on her best death glare, or at least what would have once passed as that before her cheeks took a turn for the cherubic. She'd gotten fat in the last few months,
like her ancestors' old propensity to pack on weight for the winter
had gone and revived itself in her.

RabidBadger@murdling· Jun 19

You've woken up so disastrously fat you're immobile, and the creature that did this to you has decided it's time to have his fun with you again. Full story here: www.furaffinity.net/view/65396380/

It's the same thing every time. That mix your Master came up with was the perfect thing to keep you fattened and make sure the only thing that ever comes out of your mouth is another roiling belch.

RabidBadger@murdling· Jun 19

George, being a plant, treats water as one of the most nutrition heavy things imaginable. What if the average rainstorm might as well be drenching you in heavy cream? Full story here: www.furaffinity.net/view/65396264/

“Crap..! I – dangit! I should've known there was a reason this place was cheap!”

Two more little drizzles trickled down and danced across George's flabby, jiggling body and he felt the brief delight of cool water on his skin and then the creaking throb of his body getting heavier as it soaked it in.

RabidBadger@murdling· Jun 18

Sometimes you need a little help unclenching and letting go of your inhibitions. Sometimes that breaks a flood gate like the size of the Hoover Dam. Full Story: www.furaffinity.net/view/65393658/

"Get the fuck in here already! I'm tired of waiting and I can smell you're ready so stop pussyfooting and put a cock in me dammit!"

There wasn't a single thought that went through Sai's head as his hand yanked the door handle so hard it nearly came off. It wasn't really the rabbit's head doing the thinking in the first place.

RabidBadger@murdling· May 27

You've gotten yourself selected as a Special Helper for a circus show! That's bound to make for a heck of a memory - especially when you end up part of the menagerie! Full Story: www.furaffinity.net/view/6514110...

You feel it when their gluttony works its way onto your body. While you stare at your own belly as it starts to slowly thicken and rise, all pink and jiggly and soft – while your nose keeps thickening and going flat at the end as it turns into a stubby little snout, you try to scream and once
more let out a loud, piggish squeal instead.

RabidBadger@murdling· May 27

A coven of witches fall prey to revenge at the hands of their enemy! Incredibly indulgent, obese revenge! Though it's possible that their enemy might have worn out the patience of their powerful apprentice as well. WHAT EVER COULD COME OF THIS?! Full Story: www.furaffinity.net/view/65140952/

She felt roughly spherical, especially given that the trap kept her weightless. Even just the wriggling and swallowing she did set off
jiggling cascades of flesh moving through the air. Then she swallowed, belched so viciously that it made her start to tilt backward just a little, and was fed all over again.

A little whine escaped Agatha. A pitiful, defeated thing.

RabidBadger@murdling· May 27

Glenda the Guilmon takes a risk going to a sketchy job interview and ends up with.. employment for life! As an entertainment blob that's really more 'corporate owned equipment' than a person now. Time for product distribution! Full Story: www.furaffinity.net/view/65140741/

Impossibly heavy tits 'fell' and touched down all around her in pairs or one at a time – landing on cold, warm, soft, hard – landing on
people- she felt a dozen pairs of lips wrap around enormous nipples and start suckling. She felt like she was made of breasts, layers and
layers of them all down her chest but she only had so much chest.

RabidBadger@murdling· May 11

Vanessa has spent a long time cultivating a perfect figure, and that's hard for pigs! So hard that another version of your history might start asserting dominance and the only window you have to it is your phone? Full Story: www.furaffinity.net/view/64971438/

“I was just.. driving past it, on the way home from dinner.. again? Right? I- I couldn't have been going to a gym that isn't even open and I mean.. Look at me! That's silly to even..”

Dizziness overcame the pig as she looked down at herself, breathing harder with each moment that passed. Vanessa blinked and swore she saw herself thin, lean and athletic and sculpted, and then it was just gone the next moment when she shivered too hard.

RabidBadger@murdling· May 11

You can definitely always trust blob-sized pampered princesses to be trustworthy when they ask you to tell them your personal story on the eve of their wedding. There's definitely never shenanigans afoot. Full Story: www.furaffinity.net/view/64971140/

RabidBadger@murdling· May 11

Trying out a new method of uploading stories to Bsky. I'll be linking the FA post for the story here, but also posting a snippet from the story itself. Here's hoping this works and is legible at this font size. www.furaffinity.net/view/64970908/

RabidBadger@murdling· May 3

@donutskunk.bsky.social *also* drew Bundt recently and damned if it didn't come out fabulous!

RabidBadger@murdling· May 3

My new Bun got drawn by @ghostbellies.bsky.social ! Bundt's gel prosthetics are very flexible and reliable but they do have weight limits and sometimes his compression suit malfunctions. Also he might be experiencing some hormonal imbalances from an Easter Bunny ancestor.

RabidBadger@murdling· Apr 30

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

RabidBadger@murdling· Apr 27

Lemme just throw in a couple of different options and see if any of them end up sparking joy >.>

RabidBadger@murdling· Apr 26

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

RabidBadger@murdling· Apr 19

Alright, I'll bite and see if I can figure this out. I think it's as much answering the question for myself as it is providing the information. What kind of furry are you? (Based on 4 pieces of media)

RabidBadger@murdling· Apr 16

Okay, so. While also identifying myself as Ancient this one wins on 'favorite' even though I lament that it would've probably been more iconic and funnier to post the runner-up. Which was Shrek. Yes, the first one.

RabidBadger@murdling· Apr 14

Huh, okay. #portolioday is apparently a thing. Now.. my properly mastered form of artistic expression is writing and that doesn't translate well to this platform but I have done some pixel stuff I feel like I'm pretty good at and a smidge of digital artwork too.

RabidBadger@murdling· Apr 13

I did get my horrible Bird Shaped Abomination done up as a kind of Gaston shaped brute once upon a time. Sharpt00th does such good work:

RabidBadger@murdling· Apr 12

I did the thing with the video games.