Muse of Ire

@museofire

Retired writer and editor, full-time cat lady. #TCMParty addict. I started out cranky and just keep getting crankier. Everything you need to know about me: Movies, cats, politics, fat, fat politics, movies. Zero tolerance for fatphobia. She/her.

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Muse of Ire@museofire· 8d

I rebuke this

Buffy the Vampire Slayer wields a defensive cross

Muse of Ire@museofire· 13d

People who call themselves Christians are Christians.

Lt Columbo saying, “Just one more thing. There’s no such thing as a ‘fake Christian.” They’re just assholes who are also Christian.”

Muse of Ire@museofire· 13d

While searching for Calvin Trillin’s essay on Sammy’s Roumanian (which is not online, as far as i can tell,) I happened across this mini review of Moskowitz and Lubovitz (HG is Hungry Gerald, the blogger):

Muse of Ire@museofire· 19d

Description of Alabama white sauce: mayo, vinegar, lemon juice, cayenne, horseradish

Muse of Ire@museofire· 24d

This synopsis does not sound much likeca comedy! #TCMParty

Preview for The Unfinished Dance “A young dance student accidentally cripples a teacher she doesn’t like”

Muse of Ire@museofire· 26d

Excuse me, 🐝, what do you mean this is not a word?

Caryatid, a column sculpted like a woman’s figure, and a perfectly respectable word in use for thousands of years

Muse of Ire@museofire· Jul 9

Primavera, Botticelli

Primavera surrounded by the Three Graces and allegorical figures

Muse of Ire@museofire· Jul 7

I didn’t say just sex pests, i said red flags of every kind, which I helpfully annotated right in my post!

Wikipedia article highlighting Democratic support for Andew Cuomo’s mayoral bid

Muse of Ire@museofire· Jun 28

Tabriz sends some chill your way

Muse of Ire@museofire· Jun 28

Muse of Ire@museofire· Jun 26

You sound like Elizabeth Lane!

Barbara Stanwyck eating and writing her column as Elizabeth Lane in Christmas with Connecticut

Muse of Ire@museofire· May 22

4 panel cartoon. Fat female patient presents to thin female doctor with a severed arm. Doctor persistently pushes weight loss while patient tries to redirect attention to her arm. Doctor later notes “patient was uncooperative”

Muse of Ire@museofire· Apr 19

Stagehands give their honest review of Susan Kane’s singing

Muse of Ire@museofire· Apr 16

Peg Bracken wrote a whole book about it in 1960!

Muse of Ire@museofire· Apr 15

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

Muse of Ire@museofire· Apr 14

Evergreen barge blocking the Panama Canal

Muse of Ire@museofire· Apr 10

Muse of Ire@museofire· Apr 3

Post something random or y’all will have a crappy April

Snagglepuss the cartoon cat preparing to exit stage left

Muse of Ire@museofire· Apr 1

As the old Shoe cartoon put it . . .

Panel 1: the Perfesser and his nephew are in the study. Nephew: “You’re staring out the window again. You should be pounding the keyboard.” Perfesser: “Wrong”
Panel 2: “*Typists* pound keyboards”
Panel 3: “*Writers* stare out windows”

Muse of Ire@museofire· Mar 24

I liked it better when it was the Peacock Room

Muse of Ire@museofire· Mar 4

Tabriz is checking to make sure you’re ok

Muse of Ire@museofire· Feb 28

Just plunk me down in soundstage Venice and bring me a Horse’s Neck #TCMParty

Pretty people in a pretty fantasy Grand Canal from the movie Top Hat

Muse of Ire@museofire· Feb 28

Just because we all deserve a treat

Diana Rigg in a green leather jacket and black tights on a motorcycle

Muse of Ire@museofire· Feb 25

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

Katharine Hepburn in The African Queen saying, “Nevertheless.”

Muse of Ire@museofire· Feb 15

I often contemplate whether i would rather have this or the fitted overnight case from The More the Merrier #TCMParty

Joel McCrea shows Jean Arthur all the nifty features of his top-grain leather traveling case

Muse of Ire@museofire· Feb 15

I always think of Poindexter as the undateable dork in the board game Mystery Date

Muse of Ire@museofire· Feb 12

Part of a pretty standard basket, I’d say!

Fried oyster plate with fries and cole slaw

Muse of Ire@museofire· Feb 11

Bygones!

Muse of Ire@museofire· Feb 10

People from outside the region have already trashified the cheesesteak, but i present the other iconic Philadelphia sandwich: the hot roast pork. Hard mode is with aged provolone and broccoli rabe

Roast pork sandwich on hoagie roll with provolone and broccoli rabe

Muse of Ire@museofire· Feb 8

Just watch out for the Ale and Quail Club!