When the chuckwagon's empty, everybody's a philosopher.

A rooster's got more sense than a man showing off.

Big stache at the trading post.

Never trust a fence built in a hurry.

Slick as creek mud in a rainstorm.

When the coyotes start laughin', head the other direction.

A loose saddle and a loose tongue cause the same trouble.

Stache as thick as prairie brush.

Never race a mule with somewhere to be.

If your boots are shinin', your cattle probably ain't.

A mustache don't make a cowboy, but it sure helps.

When the coffee's cold, the conversation's over.

Stache wider than a wagon axle.

Never borrow a man's horse or his barber.

A mustache is just a hat for your lip.

Grittin your teeth won’t cut through gristle

Every great mustache deserves a front porch.

Never shoot a man with no arms.

The rooster crows whether the farmer’s ready or not.

A long mustache and a short temper make poor company.

A clean shave can’t hide dirty intentions.

A mustache is just courage growing out of your face.

Never trust a skinny cook or a spotless saloon.

Too much pomade and not enough backbone.

The best cowboys talk slow and saddle fast.

Can’t rope tomorrow worrying about yesterday’s cattle.

There are no bad hands only bad bluffers.

Putting socks on a rooster is tougher than taking them off.

Dust settles, but reputations don’t.

You can’t outpace a storm, but you can outlast it.