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muwi@muwi· Jul 4

i dont think they should have called her that

the robot RoboHon

muwi@muwi· Dec 7

breaking my bluesky silence for the revised edition so as to not leave incorrect information out there. gootbye

tierlist sorting as many star wars characters as possible into the categories "The LGBTQ+ community", "homophobic gay men", "homophobes", "proud ally", "has weird views but is generally supportive" and "specifically t*rfs". i cant list all of them in the alt text but rest assured, #wolfwren nation on top + i love the nonbinary lesbian jecki lon

muwi@muwi· May 19

chicken jockey

chicken jockey lego set

muwi@muwi· May 16

realheads remember

tweet by @VlkrDhr showing a driveway in wuppertal oberbarmen. picture is captioned with "Wuppertal Oberbarmen. Home of crime"

muwi@muwi· May 15

they got ads up for this stuff everywhere now

garage door with letters on it saying "Einfahrt freihalten!" [keep driveway clear] but it's rubbed off in such a way that it now reads "Ein hrt freihalten!"

muwi@muwi· May 14

the dang trailer got pregnant

a trailer, and on top of it, much to my entertainment, a smaller trailer

muwi@muwi· May 13

this is me with big tom

the oh ariana we're really in it now meme where darth teeth from star wars the acolyte leans against a poster of ariana grande and says oh ariana we're really in it now

muwi@muwi· May 13

they gave me this absolutely fucked scan of gender trouble to read man what the shit

completely warped scan of a page from Gender Trouble. the lines of text are like waves

muwi@muwi· May 12

he is genuinely unfathomably large i thought he would be normal poster size when i ordered him

me holding the magic the gathering card Fascist Art Director in front of big tom so nancy has an easier frame of reference

muwi@muwi· May 12

muwi@muwi· May 12

what if i go see mr movies like this

cinemaxx website where i am booking the (currently) ONLY booked seat at one of the mission impossible final reckoning pre-premieres

muwi@muwi· May 11

He is risen

big tom (my enormous mission impossible 1 poster) put up on my wall

muwi@muwi· May 11

ich luege nie

google translate translating my tweet as "every sunday morning I eat an expensive nut corner"

muwi@muwi· May 11

the first line of Mon Mothmas wookiepedia article, reading "Mon Mothma, also known affectionately as Double-M"

muwi@muwi· May 10

damn mit dem wind fliegt alles weg fr

printed out sheet of paper taped to the inside of a glass door, above a letterbox, reading
[please
do not put
Any Newspapers
here!!!!!
everything gets blown away
with the wind!!!!]

muwi@muwi· May 10

my lime scooter app glitched and now believes i have done over 6 thousand kilometers

my lime scooter app showing 6517,8 kilometres for 826 rides

muwi@muwi· May 9

whats with this dog token

a dry erase mtg dog token i drew the twin fantasy dogs on. next to it is my commander, rin and seri, inseperable

muwi@muwi· May 8

lord knows a packet of mini frika hates to see me coming

greenforce vegane mini frika

muwi@muwi· May 7

the same card on sale on cardmarket for less than 40 euro

muwi@muwi· May 6

ich

Quote from Betty Friedan, The Feminine Mystique, Chapter 1: The Problem that Has No Name, p. 16: "the neurotic, unfeminine, unhappy women who wanted to be poets or physicists or presidents"

muwi@muwi· May 5

Genius Lyric Card of the Talking Heads Lyric "Well, I've seen sex and I think it's alright" (Talking Heads - Creatures of Love). In the background you see the Talking Heads in some of their little outfits. Hard to describe. Very colourful. David is wearing a tinfoil hat i believe

muwi@muwi· May 5

this is how i'm feeling at the moment

tom cruise in a behind the scenes shot from the new mission impossible, sitting shirtless under a running shower, staring at the floor

muwi@muwi· May 5

should i be executed for cutting my pizza a little weird 10 years ago guys what do you think

screenshot of an old tweet of mine, with the account name censored. shows a picture of a frozen salami pizza where i cut the slices without cutting any of the large salami, making the slices oddly shaped. my 2015 caption that i wrote in 2015 when i was 15 years old (i was 15) reads (translated) [My pizza is always a piece of modern art because it's such a hassle to cut through the salami]

muwi@muwi· May 4

i put the guy into a cat and dog deck :) its not the greatest list but its the first time ive genuinely properly built a deck with cards i just had which makes it very nice and good

me holding the mtg card Rin and Seri, Inseperable next to a sleeved pile of cards with Mowu, Loyal Companion on top

muwi@muwi· May 4

you will not be drafting the trade route envoy. i will be drafting the trade route envoy every time

my 7 printings of Trade Route Envoy photographed at an insane angle becuase i wanted the foil to be visible

muwi@muwi· May 4

little guy from nubbys number factory he is a so called "kopfbäuchler" he is a head with feet

muwi@muwi· May 4

this is what they would call me if i was born early enough to be a groupie in the 90s

dnd wiki entry for "Nirvanan Cogbox"

muwi@muwi· May 3

got a present chat

german version different printing of the card i posted in the quoted tweet

muwi@muwi· May 3

i think this is genuinely my favourite common from tarkir i love it so much

mtg card Trade Route Envoy
3 generic 1 green
{G}

Creature — Dog Soldier

When this creature enters, draw a card if you control a creature with a counter on it. If you don’t draw a card this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

The Abzan pride themselves on the safety of their roads. To reject their escorts invites storm and sorrow.
4/3

Illustrated by Gaboleps

muwi@muwi· May 2