Me: Don't climb the outside of the cage, you'll fall and hurt yourself! Fermi: Life without adventure is not worth living. #petRats #rats

Yup. Definitely sus. #petRats #rats

The day has come. Time to destroy the wheatgrass. #petRats #rats

Quercy thinks y'all sus. He's got a point. #petRats #rats

Morning greetings from The Horde. #petRats #rats

The bonsai, it has sprouted! Gonna name her "Banzai!"

Truffle is stashing fresh sheets, and if you get in his way he will correct you. #petRats #rats

I think I win?

Cage cleaning day, and we are BETRAYED #petRats #rats

Quercy is normally very definite about not wanting pets. I think the booms worry him. #petRats #rats (fan and AC noise is much louder in the video than in real life, no idea why?)

60 seconds of WIP? meh. 60 seconds of pets? YEAH I know why you're really here. #petRats #rats

Truffle is a very soft snugglebug. #petRats #rats

Fermi ran up and stretched out for pets. Of course I obliged. I'm not a monster. Well, not *that* kind of monster. His brothers had to investigate, but finally decided it was fine and they could proceed with their escapades. #petRats #rats

Me: "Okay Lucas, it's getting hot. That means drink more water. Maybe tea, or add a slice of lemon, but no drinking calories. No soda or milkshakes. Whatever you do, no frozen cokes! Yes, you love them, but those things are death and you know it." The view every time I leave my apartment:

I now have a go-to answer for questions about my #writing

Happy 626 day everyone! You know what to do.

Fermi needs pets. #petRats #rats

Two hours left! Great books at a great price, and World Central Kitchen benefits! storybundle.com/timetravel

Last day! In nine hours I get to shut up! But until then, I gotta remind you about this nifty storybundle about escaping 2026. Fourteen books, many that you won't find elsewhere. storybundle.com/timetravel Part of the proceeds support World Central Kitchen!

We scheme. #petRats #rats

One day left on the Escape From 2026 Bundle! Fourteen books dirt cheap. storybundle.com/timetravel Tomorrow, my book "Tiny Time Wars" pops and vanishes like a disrupted timeline.

Your job is book.

Me: "Visiting a friend four miles away, and traffic is stupid. I'm gonna ride my bike! I will swoop around all the stupidity and be there about as quick as driving could get me there! Nothing can stop me!" Reality:

"We worked hard on our poo all week, and the thumb-beast comes along and just steals it! He steals it!" #petRats #rats

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Do not trouble Truffle, lest Truffle trouble you. #petRats #rats

Fermi is getting serious about wheatgrass. #petRats #rats

rats discover wheatgrass. Grown in shredded coconut shell to avoid disease. #petRats #rats

No, I'm not pondering #bsdcan at all, why do you ask?

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