Myra Faye Turner

@myrafayeturner

Children’s book author | Lover of coffee and naps | #kidlit |Highlights 2025 SCBWI Impact Fund Scholarship Recipient| Member #SCBWI

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Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Jul 1

My old pinned tweet from the bad place, June 13, 2021

This is the day that the Lord has made, I'm trying to rejoice and be glad in it.... so don't make me punch you in the throat.

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Jun 3

🥴I'm literally eating oreos 🤪

one lone oreo cookie in a plastic tray , the last of a 5 cookie mini pack

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· May 27

Ugh, get this heaux off my tv. She didn't even like Derek. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Derek glaring from the Upper Room. Even he's pissed at Vanilla Latte and her fake ass tears and wimpering lips.

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· May 20

This sweet thing right here is my go-to: The Quattro from Reginelli's Pizzeria, New Orleans: gorgonzola, mozzarella, fontina, parmesan, with a sprinkle of green onions.

closeup of a pizza, the above mentioned Quattro

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· May 19

Boil water advisory for parts of the East. #NolaSky

Precautionary Boil Water Advisory Issued for Portion of New Orleans East
For Immediate Release: Tuesday, May 19, 2026 9:50 AM

New Orleans, LA - The Sewerage and Water Board of New Orleans (SWBNO), in consultation with the Louisiana Department of Health (LDH) has issued a precautionary boil water advisory (BWA) for a portion of New Orleans East.

Hayne Blvd from Paris Rd to Bullard Ave

Bullard Ave from Hayne Blvd to Morrison Rd

Morrison Rd from Bullard Ave to Paris Rd

Paris Rd from Morrison Rd to Hayne Blvd

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· May 16

Absolutely the fuck not. Catch this block.

creepy ass, likely sex pest / romance scammer Peter Weller outchea following hundreds of womenfolk

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· May 7

Album cover: Right on Time by the Brothers Johnson

The brothers are wearing yellow outfits. One has a short afro and is holding red guitar. The other has a larger afro and is holding a natural-colored guitar. The background is red and black.

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· May 5

A line from Nosetalgia by Pusha T & Kendrick :"If he dies he dies"

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Apr 17

🤔

A box of fried chicken ice cream I discovered in the grocery store.

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Apr 6

🤷🏿‍♀️ My son pays for a premium duo account. A DJ will play music based on your listening habits or you can request a genre of music or artist and whatnot.

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Mar 21

a moon pie hate to see me coming😎

my little afternoon snacky snack- a "once in a blue moon" blueberry mini moon pie

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Mar 16

"Jesus lover"🤨 immediate block Not because I don't love Black Jesus and 'em but I'm 100% sure you're outchea trying to scam womenfolk. You will never catch me slipping so don't even try.

random white man "markhamil30" following me , new acct. following mainly women likely romance scammer

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Feb 28

mood

Vent lyrics by Baby Keem

Have you ever been punched in your motherfuckin' face?

What you say? oh, you haven't?
Alright, wait, bitch

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Feb 26

Neville Brothers - Fiyo on the Bayou

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Feb 17

Nice try fake Michael Baisden. I don't even like the real Michael Baisden. Blockedt!

fake ass for Michael Baisden, radio personality and author

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Feb 8

I knew this racist clown was going to block me. Screenshots are forever though.

Screenshot

Isaac Baranoff: Democrats could try addressing the concerns that Republicans have, instead of calling Republican voters racist and losing elections.

apparently he didn't like my reply: RepubliKKKlan voters ARE racist There's nothing to discuss. They have no concerns other than maintaining white supremacy.

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Feb 6

close but no cigar

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Jan 25

Look at this stupid fucking bitch. This is her reply to me telling her to go away. Blocking this motherfucker before I say something I may regret.

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Jan 9

Played the hell out of this joint right here

Black woman (Whitney Houston)wearing a white t-shirt, with curly brown hair and a big smile.

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Jan 1

😎interesting

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Dec 9

The ruins of a building in Fort Pike New Orleans

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Nov 23

#Nolasky #AmberAlert

Child abduction (Amber alert)

LSP -Amber Alert -Pointe Coupee Parish - for 3-month old, A'laya Jackson abducted. Jackson was last seen at 3:18 PM on Bayou Run Drive New Roads when she was taken. Suspect - Carnasia Mims, Black female, 5'4" , 137 pounds with brown eyes and black hair. Fled in a blue Toyota Yaris, LA Plate 533HZE Jackson a 3-month-old black female black hair. Call 911 if located

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Nov 22

Olay Clarifying Daily Facial Cleanser with Niacinamide

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Nov 20

@moderation.bsky.app is tripping. Why would y'all label the Horn Book as a spam account?

screenshot showing the goofy Bluesky moderators labeling The Horn Book @thehornbook.bsky.social as a spam account.

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Nov 18

I love it when I randomly discover a teacher using my work in their classroom! [the full video is here: www.instagram.com/reel/DQOtNvz... ] #KidLit #EduSky

Instagram screenshot: a page from my short story “The Big Easy” which is included in a workbook published by Benchmark Education. The Instagram page belongs to @awalkinthechalk, Kristen Vibas, ESOL Teacher

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Nov 8

Arizona's Arnold Palmer or this👇🏿

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Nov 7

got my lil crawfish sticker #NolaSky

an " I voted" sticker featuring a crawfish wearing a black top hat and blue coat and tails

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Nov 5

Nextdoor continues to entertain me.

Nextdoor screenshot : "I just witnessed a raccoon steal someone's DoorDash order and honestly, I respect the hustle."

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Oct 25

well damn, let me bounce and touch grass i guess [shrug]

Ole Soul @olesoul57.bsky.social) commanded us to "Take a screenshot and see what comes . . . "

Image of cartoon hands holding a white sheet of paper.

My screenshot: "Leave this app right now"

Myra Faye Turner@myrafayeturner· Oct 23

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.