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@myselfnzyme

I've lost my last profile pic, nevermind found it again. Represented by: Apple Crumble 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 Chapati I dance better than the other dads. 🔴⚪️ #Assna #Nobigots

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dan@myselfnzyme· 5d

Man like Romell Glave 🏅

dan@myselfnzyme· 5d

"We done colonised the 100m"

dan@myselfnzyme· 5d

Well done to Romell Glave he got gold last night.

dan@myselfnzyme· 17d

Managed to squeeze a grainy still out of the editor.

A man in a black loose ass vest is wearing a white makeshift turban.

No he isn't a Sikh, he's Muslim.

Yes he does need to brush and trim his beard. For shame!!

dan@myselfnzyme· 17d

Cheeky 24 hours in the Czech countryside shooting a vid. Look at their fancy train stations man!! Yeah but those noticeboards had your boy confused. "maybe learn the language Dan ya entitled pleb"

Prague Train station. Statues of gods and goddesses adorn the rim of the domed roof at intervals.

A huge arched window is draped by two sculpted figures

A finger points at a notice board written in Czech

An exasperated ma. Holds a hand to his face smothering it

A light and other camera equipment is placed on a cluttered farm table.

dan@myselfnzyme· 19d

They had no business playing this on the radio this morning. Dad dancing has never been so #fatherless. #YougotServed #DadEdition

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dan@myselfnzyme· 28d

My in law and I happened to match drip and took random photos. Please tell me why its giving early 00's Nollywood aesthetic. (Yes the gaff got a once over after)

A man in all white sits on a chair, a friend also in white is standing next to him head turned away from canera abd towards the dude.

A man in all white sits on a chair, a friend also in white is standing next to him, both have blank expressions and are facing the camera.

Her stern stance with left hand on hip is contradictory to her right hand,placed softly on his left shoulder.

dan@myselfnzyme· Jul 13

🇯🇲 x 🇺🇬 Henley isn't ready for this level of sauce at the regatta, so we decided to spare them go when it wasn't on eye😉👀😅

Two men are on a boat, cruising along The Thames on a hot day, the man steering is wearing a beige shorts and t-shirt set. The other gent is in a blue patterned open shirt with a black vest.

Both smoking cigars. They scream successful.

Just a photo of the man in beige this time. He is steering and on his phone at the same damn time. He ought to be more attentive

dan@myselfnzyme· Jul 11

1. Wossat? 2. Quick read of this 3. Not too shabby eh? 4. Lets ave it!

A man in shades is on a boat. He reaches for something out of shot

A man on a boat is reading the label on a bottle of sparkling wine

A man is pulling a silly face, bottom lip out, whilst holding a bottle

Dude on a boat is about to open a bottle of fizz

dan@myselfnzyme· Jul 8

When 2016 bangers come on at work and you remember you have free will. #YoungThug #Lifestyle "Quote said you'd be done in a day mate 😡"

dan@myselfnzyme· Jun 29

Shoutout to the Old Dears I waved to across the road. Ran past 'em twice and they said 👵🏻👵🏻: "the rest of em have left ya hurry up"

dan@myselfnzyme· Jun 29

Colonised a sleepy Oxfordshire village on a Sunday morning for an 8k. We had a professional footballer (G. McCleary) and boxer (Zeeshan Ali) in tow as well. More importantly, we had some house music, a laugh and good old bit of socialising after. #OxfordRun #RunClub #Mandem #Gyaldem #Anthems

dan@myselfnzyme· Jun 12

My contribution to MJ fever 😅 Friday and good vibes. Where's my girl @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social at? #enjoylife #Dance

dan@myselfnzyme· May 24

Dinner and a laugh with one of day ones. 14 years apart these bloody pics. 2026 2012

A dressed in a copper figure hugging (is that the right type?) Knee length dress, reveals a tattoo on her right shin to the camera, while having a bit of a giggle with a geezer standing to her left.

He's dressed in off white jeans, brown Chelsea boots and what appears at first glance, to be a Blouse.

A man in a blazer and a striped shirt, poses with his arm around a woman with brown hair and a black top.

dan@myselfnzyme· May 23

Shmoood

dan@myselfnzyme· May 12

Need this dude to do my wedding speech, eulogy etc.

dan@myselfnzyme· May 11

Very unserious somebody hahaha My brudda Mac-10 organised a running group in the ends. Getting fit while encouraging the young people them to divert their energy once a week into something cool. #10krunClub #Stretches #Unserious #GetFit ##BlackSkyUK

dan@myselfnzyme· May 4

A whole bag of vibes in Notting Hill last night.

dan@myselfnzyme· May 2

Had to drapse in red to rep Arsenal for my gig. True to my Uncle status Im ready to discipline should I see nonsense. #COYG

A man in a red African outfit with crocs is holding a wooden spoon menacingly whilst crouching behind kitchen cupboards

dan@myselfnzyme· Apr 26

Got the pacemaker teaching me how to sprint yo. #DogSky

dan@myselfnzyme· Apr 20

Yeah now and again smooth FM or Magic will catch me out with a forgotten about gems. (I need to learn to move with grace so im joining a Kizomba class) #DadDancing #Kizomba #KneesUp #BlackSkyUK

dan@myselfnzyme· Apr 16

Coz what do you mean im inadvertently mixing in the sound of my drill with a house track? #Jamming #DanceSky #Brudda #EverydayImshuffling #Housemusic #RobertNestaMarley

dan@myselfnzyme· Apr 15

Got Scotland Yard's 4th best retiree on the case. Ive seen nothing 👀 (stumbled across the dignity the Spurs fans lost a while back if anyone wants it)

Green farmers field with a dog on a track beside the crops, trotting away

dan@myselfnzyme· Apr 9

Nah "Greatest Hits" what are you doing to me man (absolute choon mind you) Radio station roulette 🫠🙃 #MusicSky #ToeTapper #Melancholy #ImADiva #LittleMissSelfie

dan@myselfnzyme· Apr 7

Balanced breakfast if you ask me 😄 Can't go wrong with cheesecake and coffee. (My insides are going to punish me later)

A coffee in a mug with "Little Miss Selfie" printed on it.

A slice of lemon cheesecake sits next to it

dan@myselfnzyme· Apr 4

Man with oversized glasses and a hoodie poses after a haircut. High top skinfade

dan@myselfnzyme· Apr 2

Off to barbers today for a trim to rectify this mess from the other week. Im travelling 2 HOURS!! (Train your barbers to cut afro hair properly dammit) Will post results.

dan@myselfnzyme· Apr 1

Hit em with the nonchalant pose. The day I got my purple hat.

dan@myselfnzyme· Mar 31

Lets gooooo!