Every single "Bluesky is dying" take just reads like this.

"Son, a woman is a lot like um, a refrigerator. They're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds. They make...ice?"

STOP THE COUNT!

Gonna be real with you:

Since we're here, Rocky and Bullwinkle somehow got away with this in 1960.

This weird creature took me to a strange alien planet behind a grocery store.

Furry mural spotted in Las Vegas

Post a Cartoon you remember that (you think) no one else remembers. Watched a lot of PBS as a kid.

Luigi has some very confusing politics.

That's just Even Piell.

"Well, it ain't Barney the Purple Dinosaur!"

When a movie is titled "The Sorcery of Nymph Circe" but nobody is transformed into an animal.

I say this with affection, young Adam Driver looks like an Aardman character.

Fuck, now we’ve got to cancel Star Fox. 😔

"You and your friends may have heard a rumor that Hitler only has one ball. This is nonsense. He has four."

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE!

Ernest Hemingway told a sad story with six words, here’s one with five.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Depluralize a movie:

Good luck to the Artemis II crew.

Genuinely hilarious that instead of becoming Horst Wessel or MLK, Charlie Kirk became the new Harambe.

So which of these abstracted players got the rawest deal with their avatars? The one who no longer has limbs, or the one who looks like Barney the Dinosaur at the height of that character's hatedom in the timeline?

A lot of really weird emotionally charged discourse about Sinners and OBAA today and I'm just like: