Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit
Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is jerk new: bangerz:
I appreciate it. He’s already on my nerves and I’ll need you guys to bring me back to my senses.
Happy Friday, you guys. Who else is already hibernating in their bed and doesn’t plan on moving for at least 18 hours?
If you see this, post a picture from wherever device you’re using without explanation
I could just cry. Look at my baby niece! She looks so much like me in this photo and she’s a scruncher 🖤
Getting stoned, painting rocks, and then watching “Obsession” for girls’ night is self care
Corey Feldman looks like he’s about to say he doesn’t care if my friends and I drink, as long as we do it at the house
Nope bc my city is very small and apparently it’s somewhat easy to find me. I didn’t realize that until somebody came knocking on my door a couple weeks ago lol
You think this means he’s agreeing to getting high and watching Widow’s Bay? *twirls hair* Even if I’m flatulent?
I did it. I started the free trial so I could watch this show bc not only have I heard great things about it but I’ve loved this guy’s creepy ass ever since I saw him in “The Beast in Me.” Who wants to join me tonight?
Travis Tritt is on this episode of Tales From the Crypt and I thought of you
My best friend had to be hospitalized yesterday because she thought she was having heart problems. Turned out she has gallstones and needs her gallbladder removed. I write the euthanasia cards at work and we’re a fucked up group, and so an idea was born.
Look what the dragged into the animal hospital @davecactus.bsky.social
I have no clue how my family was shocked when I came out as bisexual. It still boggles my mind. THE SIGNS WERE THERE (And yes, I was a slut for collared shirts)
