NASCARCASM
@nascarcasm
Freelance troll for . You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.
So Corey Heim won the Brickyard 400 and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
I hate being a snitch, but Cole Custer's car for this weekend is nuclear-powered. That's not allowed. People would start getting suspicious when it's the year 2236 and Cole still hasn't pit for fuel.
After tonight's teeth-rattling Jack White show in Indy, I am officially all in on no-phone shows. Below is the line entering the venue where phones were locked in small bags. There weren't 3,000 people in front of you holding their phones up to take a video they'll mever watch. Religious experience.
Joey Logano won the race at North Wilkesboro Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Hired Danhausen to uncurse Connor Zilisch, let's see if it works like it did with the Knicks #NASCAR
If you want proof that Connor Zilisch is having a much better weekend, this didn't hit Connor Zilisch. #NASCAR
Paint It Black," and a bunch of other NASCAR things as @RollingStones songs. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
So Chase Briscoe won the race at Chicagoland Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Hey Chicago, Indiana now owns your race track in addition to your football team
Core Chicagoland Speedway memory: Saw the Allison brothers and my wife asks for a pic. She gets between them. I start to take the picture. Bobby: "Hold on, let's turn around so the sun ain't behind us." Donnie: "What the HELL kind of photographer are you?" Pic turned out great.
On the @wgnradio.bsky.social this morning discussing all things NASCAR at Chicagoland Speedway and how my state of residence is about to steal their football team
I volunteered one day of free manual labor to Chicagoland Speedway to help one of my favorite tracks get racing-ready for this weekend. They made me scrub urinals. Urinals that haven't been used in seven years. Some other stuff too. Click below for a video. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Hey, Shane van Gisbergen won at @RaceSonoma and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
So Corey Heim won the race as Naval Base Coronado and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Ha yeah hey Monaco we'll see your bajillion-dollar yachts and raise you whatever this is. ADVANTAGE THIS. #NASCARSanDiego #NASCAR
The biggest vibe whiplash in NASCAR history when it's "WHERE WE TRAIN TO KILL OR APPREHEND HIGH-LEVEL TARGETS IN HIGH-RISK COVERT OPERATIONS VIA LAND, SEA OR AIR" this weekend and "Sir, one more Grenache Noir and brie/camembert plate" next weekend.