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Host of Romancing Nancy Drew. Ace, politically lefty, she/her, fangirl: Nancy Drew (obvs), Mad Men, Addams Family, MST3k. Mom of two.

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ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Jul 4

happy birthday you messy bitch

250
on the eve of the 250th i cannot help but look at how far we've come and how close we are to what we want
if we could just reach out knock them out of the way
the vampires who live only on our blood and tell us salvation lives in their teeth
imagine rest
imagine life made easier instead of faster and dirtier and meaner imagine having enough no matter what and know
that we can do it that we can make this real
that we can turn our power to ash in their mouths and watch them choke on it
happy birthday you messy bitch wipe off the sludge sparklers for your crown and tears still sparkling on your lashes throat screamed raw
it doesn't have to be this way
won't it be nice
to put the iron knuckles away wipe off the blood we have work to do so much to knit back together so many burns to salve, so much emptiness waiting to be filled so much joy to rediscover so many stakes to sharpen
so we won't have to be afraid of this dark anymore

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Jun 1

tuxedosam says happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

a screenshot from the game Hello Kitty Island Adventure of Tuxedosam, a cheerful blue penguin in a bow tie and top hat, shown in his clothing shop with the dialogue "goodness gracious! fashion inspiration is about to strike!" above his head

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Apr 17

Also.

The Police, Every Breath You Take: The Singles. Sting is super broody.

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Apr 17

I mean, clearly:

The Very Best of Daryl Hall and John Oates. Daryl is giving some very fluffy 80s hair. John is leaning over Daryl's shoulder like he's about to ask for a light.

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Feb 9

hello kitty island adventure: i have been a hello kitty fan for a LONG ASS TIME but retsuko, you now have a special place in my heart

a screenshot from Hello Kitty Island Adventure showing Retsuko in Aggretsuko (super pissed) form, with the dialogue RAGE! Retsuko has claws out, fangs, white eyes, and her tongue sticking out and looks absolutely unhinged

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Feb 5

okay this is so cute (from one of my copies of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, by Vantuono, 1991 dual-language translation, that I was showing my son to explain an Adventure Time plot point)

book dedication: To My Son, Bill, Whose Computer Expertise Made This Book Possible

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Jan 19

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Dec 27

my origin story from the age of 8 upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...

Nancy Drew Mystery Stories: The Clue in the Old Stagecoach by Carolyn Keene. In the foreground Nancy, with a resolved expression, has wavy goldenish hair and a light blue dress. Bess looks like she's just been struck from behind and is about to faceplant. George, behind her, is looking just a touch Vulcan (complimentary). All three are (supposed to be) peering through shrubbery at a stagecoach in the background.

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Dec 19

three panels from an MST3k host segment. there are various holiday themed decorations and Tom's head is a snowglobe, while Crow has on a red reindeer nose. Gypsy is next to them and Joel is behind the bots wearing a red jumpsuit. Joel has asked the bots what they want for Christmas.
Joel: What about you, Crow?
Crow: I want to decide who lives and who dies.
Gypsy's mouth opens in surprise.
Joel: Oh, I don't know.

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Nov 29

These are the boredwalk.com codes if anyone's interested! ❤️ @boredwalk.com

from Boredwalk Small Business Saturday sale email
Our Small Biz Saturday Sale is LIVE!
Now through 11:59pm Monday: Save 15% off store-wide* with code SCREAM15 at checkout**
*discounts applied to regularly priced items. already-discounted bundles are not eligible for additional discounting.
**free US shipping on orders $65+ after discount is applied.
20% off and free US shipping on $150+ orders with code PUNNY20 at checkout

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Nov 23

NOOOOOOOO 😭

screenshot from the Taco Bell app showing a grayed out and crossed out 7-Layer Burrito with "! Item unavailable. Remove to proceed."

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Oct 26

reposted with alt text because it made me laugh

meme is based on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, the scene when Indy is bluffing about a bumbling man's skill at being a superior agent
first panel has Indy labeled "Millennials," flanked by Sean Connery and Nazis, saying "Generation Alpha are digital natives. They've grown up already using every technology you had to adapt to."
second panel is a closer view on Indy in the same scene saying "They know every smartphone, watch 3 screens at once, spend 10 hours a day online. With any luck, they've got the tech skills we need already."
third panel is said absolutely clueless friend who is bumbling through a crowd asking for help labeled Gen Alpha, with the text "Does anyone here know what a C drive is? Is it an app?"

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Oct 1

well, of course my porn without plot ficlet is perfect for reimagining as a comic 🙄

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ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Sep 13

in moral support i offer a pic of my favorite Spirit Halloween purchase

a small black over the shoulder purse with a zipper; Book of Spells is written in silver on the outside and surrounded by iridescent purple and turquoise gothic-esque designs

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Sep 13

i know i'm asking a lot, vintage tranquil sleep linen spray from bath and body works, but i have faith in you

a tall thin spray bottle of clear liquid with a sprig of fake purple flowers inside

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Sep 10

age verification i still remember cleaning the lint off the internal rollers fucking loved this mouse

Kensington Expert Mouse, beige, trackball with a button on either side.

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Aug 15

Gavin "Christmas" Newsom?

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in all caps: Important message from your favorite governor Gavin Christ...

ndnickerson 💜🩶🤍🖤@ndnickerson· Jul 21

me: whew i got a lot of grading to power through my brain: you know what we need to do me: yes i just said it my brain: write a poem me: that— my brain: OPEN A BLANK DOCUMENT RIGHT NOW