Needle the Bard (He/They)
@needlethebard
41 Gay, Married, Cross Stitcher, Demigod, NSFW
Doing some crafting on my day off, working on my OW support main
Looked over and saw my husband pitching a tent in his sleep and then I got to work on mine…
I stole these underwear from my husband because I like the easy access pouch in the front!
Don’t usually post videos so I’m putting myself out there and it may be deleted soon but hope you enjoy it!
Much rather be at home like this than at work right now
What are friends for if not to hype you up! Love getting reviews like this. 🫶🏻
“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would DESTROY the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!”
Anyone else just sit around on their day off and scroll TikTok while mindlessly holding their dick in their hand?
This is Dick. He likes to play Overwatch. His main is Roadhog, for unspecified reasons…🤤
Happy wet Wednesday and last day to me being 40…hello 41
May the 4th be with you! (Not my art, but commissioned it from @jaygeeart.bsky.social on instagram a while ago, turned out wonderful!)
I didn’t know this set of cards existed and now I NEEEEEEED them…they’re from Paldea Evolved I believe, wish I could go to a card show!!!
If you see this, post something orange from your gallery x
Was cleaning the bathroom after work tonight so I took the opportunity to take some selfies!
Just thought I’d let you know that my penis is in dire need of a warm hole…any takers???
This song came on at the dispensary and I immediately thought of this meme lmao!