Michi
@nekomichi
Interdimensional time traveller, showing the world cursed tech products from alternate timelines.
The Celestial Witch's Night Walk Combination of astrophotography, studio photography, and modelling
Did you know? iOS 27 lets you delete the Dynamic Island as well as rearrange status bar elements. #AlternateTimelineApple
I made custom vinyl decals that make a 2021 MacBook Pro look like an early 2000s titanium PowerBook G4.
In an alternate timeline, after the mandated rollout of Chat Control messaging apps started implementing multi-stage read receipts that indicate when messages have been scanned and approved before being read by the recipient. #AlternateTimelineTech
In an alternate timeline, Apple also retroactively increased the price of iPods by $200. #AlternateTimelineApple
That's the last time I ever buy a UK-region Game Boy Camera... #AlternateTimelineNintendo
In an alternate timeline, watchOS 27 adds Offensive Gesture Detection which uses the accelerometer and gyroscope with machine learning to detect if the user is making offensive gestures and will automatically take the necessary corrective actions. #AlternateTimelineApple #WWDC26
Broke: Modding your 3DS to charge off USB C Woke: Modding your 3DS to charge off Thunderbolt for no added benefit at all
"Hatsune Miku confessed to Agent 47 but was rejected and fell into a deep sadness before being cured by playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby" was not a sentence I thought I'd ever say and yet here we are.
In 2009, Apple experimented with an iPod built for mobile gaming with a second Click Wheel used for control inputs. It was canned after an engineer showed Jobs and he struggled to complete a game of Tetris due to Click Wheel drift. #AlternateTimelineApple
Experience survival horror the way it was meant to be played - through a supermarket barcode scanner with the gun mapped to a 1D barcode.
If you thought Insanity Mode was bad, here's Resident Evil Requiem being played through a Nintendo 3DS.
When work doesn't allow smartphones, but doesn't say anything about using iPods...
In an alternate timeline, a Windows 11 update bricked millions of PCs after it migrated system32 to OneDrive without permission and then shipped a faulty network driver. #AlternateTimelineMicrosoft
The MacBook Neo was originally planned to accompany the MacBook and the MacBook Pro in 2006 as a 12-inch entry model, however the processor limitations resulted it being shelved. That is, until 20 years later when Apple Silicon finally made it possible. #AlternateTimelineApple
If you thought a Mac with 8GB of memory doing professional creative content editing was impressive, here's a Mac with 0.5GB RAM editing 42MP photos taken on a camera 15 years newer than itself.
In an alternate timeline, Apple brands their products like Sony and Sony brands their products like Apple. #AlternateTimelineApple #AlternateTimelineSony
Just realised OneRepublic's Counting Stars fits almost perfectly with Smile's Butterfly and I don't know what to do with this information.
Desperate times truly call for desperate measures, huh... #AlternateTimelineTech
Dr. Cookie is concerned and hopes you're okay. She also says her servant's DMs are open if you need to talk.
I got roasted by my camera's metadata for being broke and using a slower SD card...