Neko

@nekowizard64

They/them Your friendly neighborhood cat whisperer <|:3c Married to @SpookyRahl.bsky.social and part of @SpookysGeekBoutique.com I play ffxiv on Aether/Cactuar and Dynamis/Seraph #FFXIV | #NekoGoesOnAdventures | #NekoReviewsGames | #NekoIsMakingAGame

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Neko@nekowizard64· 18d

Neko@nekowizard64· 23d

At Taco Bell and they're playing Space Jam

A photoshopped sign from a Japanese Airport that reads "Come on and slam and welcome to Japan"

Neko@nekowizard64· 25d

Manically messaging my partner about a $15 piece of plastic that comes randomly 1 of 4 types in a box because apparently I have nothing more important going on

A blindbox figure of Rilakkuma sitting on the ground drinking coffee from a mug that is half his size

It's very "me" coded

Neko@nekowizard64· 25d

All the cool kids know about ypsi

Neko@nekowizard64· 26d

An old fashioned book cover featuring two children, one standing next to their grandmother, the other looking extremely ill laying in grandmas lap.

The name of the book is in the corner, "Taco Bell destroyed my anus"

Neko@nekowizard64· Jul 10

A panel from the Ghost in the Shell comic of the Major shouting "ALL FUCHIKOMAS! SWITCH TO AUTISTIC MODE!" as she flips a switch with a *kchk*

Neko@nekowizard64· Jul 9

Evil power disappears Demons worry when the wizard is near He turns tears into joy Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by Sun is shining, clouds have gone by All the people give a happy sigh He has passed by, giving his sign Left all the people feeling so fine

The album cover for Black Sabbaths' first and self titled album. A woman stands in a dark robe in overgrown weeds with a hollowed out tree to her left. The sky is white and the vibe is foreboding. A watermill stands in the background. "Black Sabbath" is written in the upper left corner.

Neko@nekowizard64· Jul 9

I'm on the Stormblood patches on my alt! I made a glam for her that is based on the lyrics from The Wizard by Black Sabbath Please enjoy this screenshot that is an homage to Black Sabbaths' first album

A pale blue Au Ra woman stands in a dark forest clearing. There is a shining building behind her. Rain is pouring down.

She is dressed in a dark purple and grey robe with a purple conical hat with round purple sunglasses.

It is dark and foreboding. The word "Shadowbringers" is written in the upper left corner

Neko@nekowizard64· Jul 1

This heat has rotted my brain

A game screenshot of Kirby's Adventure featuring a placard with an ability that Kirby learned and Kirby in the corner.

The ability is "Swamp Ass" and it reads "It's so hot out that somehow Kirby has sweat between those non-existent ass cheeks."

Neko@nekowizard64· Jun 30

I changed the water for my marimo :>

A photo of a jar full of water and pink crystals. there's a green moss ball the size of a pea in the water

Neko@nekowizard64· Jun 25

Currently sitting in a safety training and I'm reminded of this Hepatitis B prevention comic book from the 90's

A comic book cover from the 90's proclaiming "Captain Bio" and "Attack of the Hep B Virus!"

Neko@nekowizard64· Jun 17

A Detroit Mech with the Fist of Joe Louis 10/10 would watch that show

A massive statue in Detroit Michigan. It is the Fist of Joe Louis

Neko@nekowizard64· Jun 12

Trans rights! #SpookyRahlStudio #Gpose #FFXIV #Pride

An Au Ra woman stands in front of a Trans Flag, Blue, Pink, and White. She has her hand up in a joyous pose. She is wearing shorts and a denim jacket that reads "Protect Trans Youth" in Eorzean script.

Neko@nekowizard64· Jun 7

He's actually on the Warrior figmental coffer weapon!

A warrior axe that is a big puffer fish on a stick

Neko@nekowizard64· Jun 4

Really functional website you have here bsky

A screenshot of the prior tweets showing the error message "We're sorry! The post you are replying to has been deleted"

Reader, listener, it has not been deleted.

Neko@nekowizard64· Jun 4

My partner rolled a 99 and won the Cackle emote for me 😭

A lalafell doing an"anime girl" laugh. Hand on elbow, other hand cocked up to their mouth as they lean back and laugh diabolically

Neko@nekowizard64· Jun 2

#FFXIV

a meme showing

top text: "That Sign can't stop me"
Bottom text: "Because I can't read"

The image is of a non-binary lalafell with purple hair wearing a maid outfit looking confused at a book. Over the book is the announcement that Final Fantasy XIV will go down for maintenance in less than a half hour

Neko@nekowizard64· May 26

My favorite thing to do while traveling is to visit museums. The Philly museum of art did not disappoint. I saw a painting of a little guy dootin on a horm #NekoGoesOnAdventures

An oil painting of a mobkey wearing a teal shirt and playing a horn.

A Placard describing the painting:

"Monkey in a Studio"
Antoine Vollon
French, 1833-1900

Oil on panel

"In this image of a monkey cavorting in a disorderly paint studio, Vollon pokes fun at landscape painters who worked indoors. Note that the scene on the easel depicts none of the objects in the room not the least of which is the primate playing trumpet.
The artist painted scenes of monkeys as part of a long artistic tradition of using animals as mimics of human nature."

Neko@nekowizard64· May 22

Was just talking with someone and took off my glasses because I'm tired and it stopped her dead in the conversation because my green eyes are that beautiful "DOES YOUR WIFE TELL YOU THAT OFTEN???"

A meme that says

Nobody:
People with green eyes:

Then there's a drawing of someone with their arms folded. The drawing is in plain black and white except the person has a smile and vibrantly green eyes

Neko@nekowizard64· May 22

I took a lot of photos in Philly last August and never posted them #NekoGoesOnAdventures

A tall bronze statue of Rocky Balboa with his arms up in a victory pose. Photograph taken at the Philadelphia Museum of Art

Neko@nekowizard64· May 22

I get asked quite a bit if the Jackelope tattoo I have on my forearm means anything and the answer is no, I like Jackelope (because it is true) But I think I've slowly given it my own meaning. I named her Celes. I was playing FFVI at the time

A tattoo of a blue and purple Jackelope. There is text over the image that says "Hello my name is Celes"

Neko@nekowizard64· May 22

I hope it was Foxclon who pulled the trigger RE: Streamer ban like "GMs, Kill this man"

Foxclon wearing nightmare fuel makeup. He is dressed as a beaver from FFXIV

Neko@nekowizard64· May 21

Hello, yes, I like GPosing and I'm pretty ok/good at photography because I used to photograph my partner for business for over a decade and a half

An Au Ra woman with blue skin, dark blue horns and scales, and pale blue hair sits on a lawn.

Neko@nekowizard64· May 13

People forget that this was groundbreaking at the time

A polygonal face, Andross, the boss from Starfox

Neko@nekowizard64· May 9

#FFXIV #Evercold is going to be great

An It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card that says "The Warrior of Light brings Global Warming to the Fourth"

Neko@nekowizard64· May 8

Here's some inspo of everyones favorite goth from Stardew Valley and her transformation I believe in you!!

Neko@nekowizard64· May 8

This is how my morning went #AnaloguePocket #RetroGaming #GameBoyAdvance

Neko@nekowizard64· May 1

I keep thinking of this but this salad ruled

An infographic showing an avocado and pikmin. It says "Japanese Name: Crocodile Scrotum. English name changed to Scaly Custard"

Neko@nekowizard64· Apr 25

MY BLIND BOX PULLS WERE ALL DIFFERENT 😭

Little statues of Korilakkuma, Rilakkuma, Chairoikoguma, and a special edition pearlescent Rilakkuma. They are all dressed as witches

Neko@nekowizard64· Apr 25

Indulging my autism with the Rilakkuma Enchanted Wishes collection at Miniso