But the very best thing of all There's a counter on this ball

This is the milquetoast headline that grabbed my attention today. "uneasy mix"

From war criminal to painter of world leaders!

TIL Waldo uses American Express.

I'm sure you've heard this joke a million times but "procure" always reminds me of Suddenly, Last Summer

Same, it's been a huge improvement. Next do your spice drawer!

The generic male Facebook experience. Videos of a woman falling out of her dress and a male monkey masturbating. This kind of veiled sexuality is twisted and strange. I need to get myself on gay Facebook somehow. More vulgar, less fraught.

Grass Valley recently pedestrianized its main drag and it's really nice. Including enough public seating and a restroom nearby.

was it as groovy as its logo?

My local newspaper today:

I think I cracked the case on why they weren't included.

Ecce Truck.

I've found the Hemingway App is helpful for pointing out my own overwrought writing. I don't follow all its suggestions but it's a helpful pointer where to look. Here's what it thinks about that paragraph.

RIP Blooskee 2023–2023.